wii-tarded

a person dedicated to playing the Nintendo Wii.

Hey Isiah, you coming over tomorrow?
No! Gotta go a play my Wii
Your so wii-tarded.

by Brittney Sade December 10, 2006

Wii-tarded

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-adjective 1. characterized by wii-tardation: a wii-tarded child.

-adjective 2. characterized by the inability to wield two separate and completely different controllers to perform simple tasks in popular video game systems made by Nintendo.

¨Cnoun 3. (used with a plural verb) physically wii-tarded persons collectively (usually prec. by the): new schools for the wii-tarded.

Usage: I could tell by the way he held the controllers that boy was clearly Wii-tarded.

Common Usage: "Man that guy is so Wii-tarded, he can't even walk across the lake and attack something in Zelda."

by Hudd December 7, 2006

wii-tard

1) Someone too retarded to play the Nintendo Wii.

2) Someone too retarded to say the word retarded without saying wii or wree instead of re.

1)

Wii-tard - Ugh! I just can't play Zelda... it's too freaking hard!

Dude - Shut up to wii-tard!

2)

Wii-tard - your such a wree-tard!

Dude - The word is RE-tard or WII-tard you numpty!

by dying_wolf July 3, 2007

Wii-Tard

A person who is incapable of playing the Ninetendo Wii.

While playing Wii Sports, Bob missed the baseball. Bob is a Wii-Tard

by Jacob Cobb December 24, 2007

wii-tard

1. someone who buys a wii for way too much money
2. someone above 18 who plays a wii and isn't drunk of their ass

tom: "I just bought a wii from somebody for just $800!"
con: "...wii-tard..."

by orginalgangstarob December 12, 2007

wii tard

a person who is a retard who plays the wii

you're a fucking wii tard

by perry armstrong January 7, 2020