During a wi-fi dump, wiping yourself on the toilet while simultaneously balancing a laptop on a knee or other extended body part. Placing a laptop on the floor immediately disqualifies the wipe from "wi-fi" status. It has been rumored that some may even posses enough skill to hold an internet conversation during the wiping process.
by A Germ July 27, 2006
In rural America, your modem’s connection to the outside world is only as great as your plumbing solution for nature’s calling: antiquated and slightly sh**ty.
(Rural) Player A: My WiFi’s actin’ up tonight, dagnabit!
(City) Player B: Your “Outhouse Wi-Fi” costing us this match, dude!
* As a predicate, it isn’t necessarily exclusive to rural U.S. players; can be used to describe poor-quality internet connections.
(City) Player B: Your “Outhouse Wi-Fi” costing us this match, dude!
* As a predicate, it isn’t necessarily exclusive to rural U.S. players; can be used to describe poor-quality internet connections.
by yourpalVanguard February 21, 2021
by mugatu123 September 10, 2006
When someone spends an inordinate amount of time daily to keep themselves hooked to the internet that a slight withdrawal from social networks could trigger a “digital fit” in them, which would adversely affect their well-being.
Instead of treating the Wi-Fi as a blessing rather than a curse, Jane has allowed the Wi-fi idol to enslave her to the point that she’d need to go for spiritual deliverance to free her from digital addiction.
by MathPlus September 12, 2018
Person A: Learned something new about my mom today.
Person B: What?
Person A: She looks at everything I do on the internet.
Person B: How do you know?
Person A: I got into a flame war, and she scolded me because of it.
I never showed her my phone, so the only way she could've known is by checking on my search history.
Person B: So she's a Wi-Fi spy.
Person B: What?
Person A: She looks at everything I do on the internet.
Person B: How do you know?
Person A: I got into a flame war, and she scolded me because of it.
I never showed her my phone, so the only way she could've known is by checking on my search history.
Person B: So she's a Wi-Fi spy.
by ChameleonDragon February 07, 2018
Person1: "Dude! What are you doing! We need to get to your brother's wedding!"
Person2: "Calm down, I'm trying to look up a toast I can use!"
"Who needs 4G when you can do a wi-fi drive-by!"
Person2: "Calm down, I'm trying to look up a toast I can use!"
"Who needs 4G when you can do a wi-fi drive-by!"
by ryan0788 March 16, 2012
by myfartsscarekids September 26, 2021