Whiskey Dick 

A units of length accepted throughout most countries and based on the length of the fabled dick of Whiskey Richards; especially : a unit equal to 17.5 million feet with each foot comprising 12 inches.

Man, I feel like I just ran a Whiskey Dick!

"Well, I could walk five hundred Whiskey Dicks and I could walk five hundred more..."

According to the map the treasure is located two Whiskey Dicks north of Dead Man's Swamp.

Whiskey Dick by PiraticalScholar November 8, 2011

whiskey dick 

A scary monster.

Preventor of intercourse.

The sluggish buddy.

Jack (Daniels) does cock.

Booty buster.

An occurance which strikes 110% of all alcoholic men where you have to wiggle your winkie to get it in the twinkie. Caused by severe intoxication and/or brown baggers. Achieving ejaculation can be achieved if worked at.

He would have had her if not for the whiskey dick.

whiskey dick by brintly September 26, 2004

WHISKEY DICK 

MEANS U R SO DRUNK U CAN'T EJACULATE SPERM

JOE HAD A WHISKEY DICK LAST NIGHT.

WHISKEY DICK by MARCOOS September 17, 2005

whiskey dick 

An alcoholic that has erectile disfunction upon drinking.

Steve always gets whiskey dick.

whiskey dick by Betty Chingas December 22, 2007

Whiskey Dick 

When Corey has had so much whiskey that he’s even softer than normal and only Tay can get him hard.

Man, I drank so much last night I nearly got that Whiskey dick (Corey style)!

Whiskey Dick by Bishdus1 April 2, 2018

Whiskey Dick 

Term used when a man who has been drinking engages in sexual acts with a man or woman and can not get erect due to alcohol consumption. Often used as an excuse when a man has erectile dysfunction and is too embarrassed to admit it.

"Your pathetic Joe, you didnt even bang that chick and she was asking for it!" said Tim.

"Joe, i already told you, I had a horrible case of Whiskey Dick!" said Joe

Whiskey Dick by BAwrestler12 July 2, 2011

Whiskey Dick 

When you've had enough whiskey to make you the man with abilities in his pants.

This guy: Man last night was crazy.

That guy: Tell me about it! I drank so much whiskey that I had my game pipe up until I fell asleep! I was rad and walkin'!

This guy: Damn man, you always rock the whiskey dick.

Whiskey Dick by =Ray= December 16, 2008