by arabian nights December 31, 2005
by Anonymous August 15, 2003
guy #1: "So, did you do Shelly last night?"
guy #2: "No. By the time we got home from the party, I had whiskey dick."
guy #1: bummer.
guy #2: "No. By the time we got home from the party, I had whiskey dick."
guy #1: bummer.
by cirrostrat June 07, 2007
Originally this condition was used to describe the extreme shrinkage caused by drinking alcohol, turning even the largest dicks into mere helmets in the bush.
More recent usage of the word has devolved to a more general description of being too drunk to get a hard-on
More recent usage of the word has devolved to a more general description of being too drunk to get a hard-on
"I drank a fifth of Jack and had to piss, but it took me 10 minutes just to find my dick so I wouldn't piss on my balls."
"I'm too drunk to fuck."
"I'm too drunk to fuck."
by Bill Brasky March 02, 2005
When you get so shit faced drunk, you cant get your man meat up to fuck the hoe diddy you brought home from the bar/club/party. So, you grab a foriegn object to to replace your weiner, and hope shes as drunk as you are and doesnt notice.
I was so fucked up last night, I got the whiskey dick, so I grabbed my Mag-Lite. Now she wont stop calling.
by KingJames 23rd January 25, 2010
Tom: how was sex with Stephanie?
Harry: fucked that ass for hours but had whiskey dick and couldn't finish
Harry: fucked that ass for hours but had whiskey dick and couldn't finish
by Fleeeeeleee August 29, 2015
The condition resulting from excessive consumption of alcohol in which you are impotent (can't get it up with a crane)
You get totally drunk and meet a beautiful woman in a bar. Astoundingly, she goes home with you and wants to get it on, but you have whiskey dick and can't perform (get a boner)
by SunDeviLaw January 08, 2014