Wheeland

The effect of incest(most common in women with mullets). Could be mistaken for a small ape. These 'things' have no male reproductive organs, and no female reproductive organs. is it a guy? or is it a girl? maybe just a monkey.

"Whys that monkey wearing clothes?, oh wait, its just a Wheeland."
"Quit acting like a damn Wheeland"

by Maxxxxx April 6, 2007

Nolan Whelan

A 2k addict that makes fun of other people playing 2k even though he is the biggest addict in the grade. He also needs to take stuff more seriously and eats a lot of shit.

Do you know a nolan whelan?

by Nate Consigli November 13, 2019

whelan

some one who whities after 2 hits of weed

whelan is a stupid jeeeeewwwwwwwww

by egtfsw January 6, 2008

Whelan

To put forward a false narrative in order to shift blame from a famous current friend to a relatively anonymous, childhood friend or classmate. A truly proper "Whelan" is filled with enough detail that any 12-year old able to use a search engine can debunk the "Whelan" in no more than ten minutes.

You knew Kavanaugh's nomination was done the minute his side tried to pull a "Whelan," resulting in another avalanche of bad press.

by GustavNYC September 24, 2018

si whelan

great mate
luv im to bits
great at swimmin (dolfin boi)
always makes me giggle
one in a mil xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx mwah mwah

hi si u lil bugger i dnt no wat els to put xxxxxx

by lauz February 3, 2005

Whelan

(Adj) Having or lacking a fully sized penis

Chris Whelan has a Whelan penis.

by Zahmbie202 November 19, 2010

Whelan

Whelan is the gayest guy i know he is in love with a man called wolfe and he wants to do anal with him. Everyday he askes him out and wolfe says no. Sadly for whelan he never will get a girl.

What a gay guy whelan

by Whelan Is Gay November 15, 2018