Whataburger

water mixed with burger, covered in grease, with a side of souls.

*drives up to death*

"could i get a large whataburger?"

"anythign else with that ma'am?"

"i'm sorry, did you say ma'am? i'm a Mr."

"oh, i'm sorry. i just didn't think it would matter when you die"

"you're right, yes. that would be all"

"that will be $2.75, drive up... now"

by Matthew Quick December 25, 2007

whataburger spy

It is a person who eavesdrops on people they've had sex with, and other individuals. Takes the sex partner to whataburger, then the person repeats confidential information back to the sex partner, in which coincidentally the person who was spied upon figures out the persons job is a cover up, and the person is actually a spy.

I just love to eat at whataburger after sex, it makes me feel like a whataburger spy.

by shanlew April 25, 2011

whatabatanaynay

Whatabatanaynay, when you see something so godamned weird all you can say is whatabatanaynay.

Dave: Hey dude I just busted a nut all over a raccoon.

Logical person; Whatabatanaynay

by vsauceyyboi March 30, 2019

Whataburger

Literally diarrhea

I ate Whataburger, and then I whataburgered in my pants, and it ran down my leg; it was so humiliating. Sure do wish I at at In-N-Out

by Almighty Christian God October 16, 2020

Whatababe

A bad OG bitch who works at Whataburger and carries the restaurant on her back.

She’s a Whatababe.
Very much giving Whatababe.

by Tay04 June 13, 2022

Whataburgerd

When your cool baristas say they’re too tired to go to Whataburger, But they go hang out at the bar instead. So your left abandoned and sad, eating a honey butter chicken sandwich by yourself at 2:00am

Dude 1: We’ll I guess they’re too tired to hang.
Dude 2: Nah bro did you see Ishmael’s story? They’re hanging out at the bar!
Dude 1: Damn we just got Whataburgerd

by Tacobellisdelicious84 August 4, 2022

whataburger wet wipe

when you eat a big gothic mexican chicks ass in the back of a whataburger bathroom in austin texas, then use the texas toast from your patty melt to wipe her poo-jackulate off you’re face.

man those whataburger wet wipes had me going crazy

by Spookyseason17PH January 6, 2024