what are you shitting

a way of asking what someone is going to get at a restaurant because it is what they will be pooping out later. (a play on words of what you are getting)

waiter: what are you shitting today?
Customer: um can i please shit two double doubles and fries, and my wife will be shitting a chocolate milkshake. thank you.

by lockenload23 March 12, 2017

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Shit, what the fuck!?

When you fuck up on something so badly but you’re a bit confused on how it all came down to it.

Is used when you don’t know what the hell is going on or you are confused on how you fucked up really bad in something.

*plays doki doki literature club and all the waifus are dead*

Me:SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK!?

Friend: Dude it’s all going to be alright

Me: HOW DID I FUCK UP!? WHERE DID I GO WRONG!? WHY ARE THINGS JUST TRIPPING BALLS!?

by BobpieChompers July 10, 2018

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Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That

When something totally unexpected or messed up happens, this would be the appropriate way to react.

When a random flying unicorn dies from the impact of crashing into your garage, you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"

Or after watching Oprah for the first time, at the end you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"

by GayFish#2 January 17, 2011

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Holy shit what is this kill it with fucking fire

When you see something on the internet thats made by satan its self

Holy shit what is this kill it with fucking fire she has duper big dicks on her nipples that are shitting and licking her

by Trevor136_kill_me_rn November 23, 2018

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you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit

the ridiculous condition of a winner politician who blames the former administrations, to justify the mere fact he is definitely unable.
Who does politics can choose the party to play with, the arguments to fight with, and the equivocal reasons to explain to the electorate, but can not choose the "favourite" priorities, budget deficits, environmental emergencies, and other embarrassing situations.

POLITICIAN: It's not my fault. The former mayor left a huge amount of budget deficit.
TV REPORTER (live): No, man: you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit.

by logao November 4, 2018

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