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Wenchitis

A common disease among females, it is contagious however and can be contracted by all genders. It is characterized by extreme cases of carelessness, multiple bird flips or middle fingers, and the inability to move at all for any objects in reach. Approach with extreme caution.
Hala was asking her brother for a tissue box after she had already asked for and received 2 bottles of water from the kitchen, her phone charger from her room, two copybooks from her bag, and a cup of tea from the kettle. All whilst binge-watching her favorite television show and littering the floor around her with tissues.
Wadih: Hala I think you're coming down with a serious case of Wenchitis.
Hala: * exposes middle finger threateningly*
by ParasiticBook June 7, 2016
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wrenchlet

A person whose mechanical ambition is less than their actual mechanical skill.
Anon 1- I want to replace the brake pads on my truck but I don't know which tools or new parts I will need.
Anon 2- Wow. You are a wrenchlet.
by NicksAccount May 9, 2021
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Vagina Wrench

Sexually manipulating a male; either by withholding as punishment for unsatisfactory behavior, or by using sex as a reward for acting according to her wishes. Through time the Vagina Wrench sets up a Pavlovian response in the male, whereby he becomes conditioned to do the female's bidding. Without outside intervention on the part of his friends, he is done for.
"Kevin is helpless. Every time he tries to hang out with the boys Suzy pulls out the Vagina Wrench and that's that. His friends haven't seen him in months. Fucking Pathetic!"
by Moonpuppy July 11, 2009
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Wrench Dick

1. A guy that jacks off way to much.
Dude were you jacking off again, we're out of lotion again...you're such a Wrench Dick.
by Mediocrity's Muse October 7, 2010
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brethren before wenches

Geek slang for "Bros before Hoes". MMORPG players will often throw this as a trump card when you are trying to spend time with your chick instead of raiding.
Duke: Hey Jim, the raid starts at 8:00ET motherfucker, log your ass in!

Jim: Can't make it tonight, I promised Karen I would watch Sense and Sensibility with her this evening.

Duke: What the fuck man! Brethren before wenches!

Jim: Yeah, you're right. Give me 10 minutes to pick a fight with her and I'll be on.
by Koban December 11, 2009
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fart wrenching

Something, especially any type of food or physical situation, that can more readily make your ass pass gas.
I did some fart wrenching exercises, and then ate a fart wrenching dinner before watching a fart wrenching movie.
by Shit_4_Brains July 1, 2007
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Wenchaline

They are used to describe someone who is big and has a lot of bulky muscles.

Additionally, the appearance of robustness, power, or resilience in an individual's physical or overall demeanour often conveys an impression of substantial muscularity, sturdiness, or confidence.
Skyler: *Looks over at Dom, licking his lips*
Dom: *Looks back at Skyler and smirks*
Skyler: "Dom, you are so wenchaline; I just want to feel every inch of your muscles."
Dom: "I appreciate the gesture, but I'm taken."
by montorole October 31, 2023
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