Waterslide surprise

When a male is travelling down a water slide and somehow the genitalia suddenly reverse direction and become crushed under the body. The genitalia then proceed to experience extreme friction for the rest of the ride. This is somewhat surprising.

Ricardo was travelling down the slide and suddenly he had an expression of anguish because of waterslide surprise

by Steven Brinks December 6, 2006

Waterneck

A person who rambles on in a non-sensicle manner.

Tony, what are you talking about - you're such a waterneck.

by E. Jus April 10, 2011

watering can

A can that is regularly used to water plants used in a way to mix drinks.

Next time I come over, I'll make the world famous watering can shots.
Fill up the watering can so we can partake in some hardcore watercanning

by Matt n DBone September 29, 2010

Fetus Waterslide

A girl that either has had lots of babies @ a young age, or shes had so many abortions..that its like a waterslide...of fetusus..

Look over there! Its Fetus Waterslide girl!!

by Lauren S. March 20, 2006

Vienna Waterslide

Receiving oral sex by two women located on either side of the penis. Particularly length-wise tonguing of the shaft, simulating a sausage on a waterslide. Coincidentally, (Vienna,) Austria being the location where one has a very high probability of receiving oral sex.

Derek: I rode the Vienna Waterslide last night.
Charlie: That sounds fun, I've never been to a water park.

by harusp3x June 16, 2010

Unholy waterslide

The act of slipping laxatives into your partner's food, coating them in coconut oil and pushing them into an empty bathtub naked.

"Dude, my weekend was so wild, I watched Tom unholy waterslide his girlfriend"

by RatBlaster January 10, 2022

Intense eye watering

When your eye starts to water very intensely (IT'S NOT THE SAME AS CRYING).

A fly flew into my eye and I got intense eye watering.

by Shamir Snuts June 15, 2021