poison the waterhole

To ejaculate into ones own, or anothers belly button (Navel). Extra points are done if you can just get a quick squirt in without overflowing it.

Edward: fucking hell jeremy what took you so long on the shitter?

Jeremy: i had to have a few tries to poison the waterhole.

by Alex Dundizzle January 5, 2008

Waterpolean

Someone who plays water polo. Normally tan and have extreme platinum blonde hair.

Jeff:Dude that guy is so tan...
John: What can we say? He's a waterpolean...

by Dinosaurbones October 11, 2010

Waterholding frog

A large person that is completely up
themseves and looks to retain water in there lower waistline

Here comes the waterholding frog, lets get out of here

by Gmoose82 April 18, 2018

Queefy Waterhose

A queef down a garden hose.

That queefy waterhose was disgraceful, it nearly took my face off!

by pauline0 May 28, 2011