I don’t watch movies
A married man walks into a park bathroom and loudly shouts “l don’t watch movies”.
A married man walks into a park bathroom and loudly shouts “l don’t watch movies”.
by monotomgreen December 17, 2023

by Crack feen July 5, 2022

An expression that may literally mean like that in K-12 school campuses. However, in wider society, this expression is a mere metaphore used by movie reviews to describe how inappropriate a particular movie is to watch, hence not something that the movie reviewer particularly recommends.
Being a movie reviewer myself, my favorite actor is Kid Cudi from his movies "Jexi" (2019) and "Trap" (2024). BTW, the latest superhero movie "Deadpool & Wolverine" (2024) contains too much inappropriate contents (violence, coarse language) that no one is old enough to watch this movie. Therefore, this third sequel of Deadpool is not something my Kid should watch.
by Emotional Cruiser July 29, 2025

by Tipsytopper October 3, 2025

Similar to read another book, this is the appropriate response to any stupid political analogy, using a movie instead of a book as a reference point. This can apply to any movie, but since the Harry Potter series also has movies, it can be used here as well.
by Florisgrad June 26, 2025

Today is a day to watch TV series and movies all day
Girl - Hi, do you want to go out?
Me - No I will not be able to watch movies and TV series
Girl - Hi, do you want to go out?
Me - No I will not be able to watch movies and TV series
by real.cheese May 21, 2022

This basically means that your best friend is fucking the living shit out of your Ex. But hey, ask him how your dick taste.
by Binferg August 1, 2017
