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wasteman

Someone who builds and lives their life around doing fuckall or as little as fucking possible. Examples of such behaviour include dropping clubs or classes, treating tutorials as spares, only doing the score sheet one instead of twice, and handing in assignments and labs a week late ever fucking time.
Jose is a fucking wasteman
by jzac May 7, 2019
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wasteman

a man that is waste
you're a wasteman...
by Anonfaggot1111 August 3, 2010
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Wasteman

Someone who wastes your time.
"Miss, this wasteman is waffling, kick him out of class"
by Evryone has namb November 19, 2020
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Wasteman Deev

An extension of the more common 'Wasteman' used as an insult or in a joking manner between friends.

It can also be used to describe someone who has just done something stupid or pointless.
Person 1 - "I just heard Dave broke his arm trying to skateboard"

Person 2 - "Ha! What a wasteman deev."
by Ultimate Gangster May 25, 2011
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Wasteman

In the famous lyric by artist Lady Leshurr, "Who stood up when Grenfell? Where's all the money we raised then? Theresa May is a wasteman!"
by JezzaCorb December 6, 2017
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Wasteman

Also known as someone who said they will do something and then do jack shit.
Me: Matt, can you get a cake for Paula's birthday for tomorrow?

Matt: Sure, no problem, leave it with me.

The morning of the birthday, WhatsApp from Matt:

Matt: I'm sorry, I totally forgot about the cake, can you sort something out?

Me: YOU ABSOLUTE WASTEMAN!
by Monsoon Miah August 16, 2018
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wasteman

(noun) A frequent insult principally aimed at a "waste of space"
tha boy larry's a wasteman, bruv!
by jon_ilford December 28, 2005
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