Clout Bankruptcy

The occurrence when a celebrity/social media 'influencer' says/does something controversial for the sake staying in the spotlight. It usually happens when said influencer is losing their 15 seconds of fame, thus filing for clout bankruptcy. He/she can do this multiple ways including saying controversial yet bland political takes (i.e: "we're controlled by the elites" "we need a better healthcare system" "there are only 2 genders"), publicly converting into a religion, staging a drama with another influencer, etc. This stunt may also involve monetary gains

Person 1: did you hear that *insert washed up celebrity/influencer* thinks we shouldn't take vaccines?

Person 2: that guy? He's filing for clout bankruptcy. No one's talked about him since he made the hitsong 2 years ago

by j^p^n February 27, 2023

Common Law Bankruptcy (In Pro Per)

when you can't afford an attorney, the fees or even the gas to get to Bankruptcy Court, you just declare Common Law Bankruptcy (In Pro Per..means "I represent myself").
who knows better than YOU how much money you don't have & how you just can't make payments on credit cards.

when the collection agency called, i declared Common Law Bankruptcy (In Pro Per).

by yuba gurl June 25, 2012

i declare bankruptcy

"Bankruptcy is nature's do over." -Creed Bratton
what michael scott shouts when creed tells him that declaring bankruptcy will make all of his problems go away
michael declared (not said) this because he thought declaring bankruptcy was that simple

"I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!!"

by anna is a bananya May 2, 2019

Ch. 69 Bankruptcy

The carnal connection of mediocre attention-hungry accountants that results in so much cringe, both their respective employers immediately file for bankruptcy.

Oh man, Pete and Liz almost caused a major Ch. 69 Bankruptcy with all of their disgusting flirting.

by Tankdog November 13, 2020

tankruptcy

Refers to climbing gas prices ; inflation imbalance.

Earlier when I was filling up my gas tank, I believe I involuntarily filed for "tankruptcy". As my car's gas tank was filling up, I was simultaneously watching my checking account balance plummet until the tank was full, then my account was empty.

by JoeNJ2 May 5, 2011

Corner Bankruptcy

Another name for the restaurant "Corner Bakery". This name mocks the restaurant for charging exorbitant prices for a half stale sandwich and a small salad.

No, Judd, I can't afford to go to Corner Bankruptcy, If I'm gonna pay $8.75 for a half sandwich, it better at least taste good!

by Jason Dy October 9, 2007

bankruptcy blowout

When a business sucks ass and files for bankruptcy resulting in a liquidation sale where a nigga can find some hella deals

Tom: Dude, I heard Morning Wood Lumber Co. is going out of bankruptcy.
Mike: yeah man, theyre gonna have 75% off everything sale. I love a good ol' fashioned bankruptcy blowout!

by spray_and_pray October 31, 2015