1. A crappy game unofficially sponsored by George Fisher from Cannibal Corpse. Not surprisingly, he is single and overweight
2. Something that will not help you get laid, get a gf, get a job, get
friends, or get a life. It's like ecstacy, after you take it, you
will become hopelessly addicted, and you will start losing your
friends and family, no one will respect you anymore, and your life will become an emotional hellhole
1. World of Warcraft is the reason why so many people HATE death metal, but love hard
rock
2. I was in my room and I was just like staring at the
computer thinking about
WoW, but then again I was thinking about
nothing. And then my MoM came in, and I didn't even know she was there. She called my name and I didn't hear her and then she started screaming “Mike, Mike!” And I
go “what? Whats the matter?” She goes “whats the matter with you?” I go “theres
nothing wrong, mom.” Shes all “don't tell me that! You're on drugs!” I go “no mom I'm not on drugs. I'm ok, I'm just playing
WoW, you know? Why don't you get me a Pepsi?” She goes “No! You're on drugs!” I go “mom, I'm ok. I'm just playing WoW.” She goes “No! You're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't be acting that way!” I go “mom, just get me a Pepsi! Please, all I want is a Pepsi!” And she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me! Just a Pepsi!
