Withering Tights

Withering Tights is a novel written by English author Louise Rennison about the misadventures of a girl called Tallulah Casey. It is a work of teenage fiction and good reviews. As of 2013, there are 3 books in the series (but more may still come). These are:
Withering Tights
A Midsummer Tights Dream
The Taming Of The Tights

The blurb on the back reads: 'You know what it's like when you have your first snog, and it feels like a tiny bat is barging around in your mouth? Of course you do. So you will love Tallulah Casey as she careers about in her tights. She's your kind of mate.'

Becky: What book are you reading right now?
Annie: I'm reading 'Withering Tights', it's really good.

by ZebraBuffalo May 29, 2013

wither skeleton

Dark-coloured human skeletons with slightly taller statue, wielding a stone sword instead of a bow. They only spawn in the Nether Upon death, they can drop bones, stone sword, coals, or wither skulls.

Upon hitting player with their swords, wither skeletons can cause wither effect that depletes health points.

by KisaragiHina313 September 12, 2021

withering onion

A bit of a sad looking vagina/looks like its been battered a bit.

Miss, can you close your legs? Your withering onion is showing.

When you get that one nude and you're just like, is it a vagina, or is it a withering onion...

by TedJeffries February 1, 2018

withered dick

an old man, or one that appears to be old

That withered dick keeps staring at us.

by werepoodle January 27, 2007

Wither way

An alternative to "either way"

Oh, I'm fine with both choices wither way

by Polar bear d00d November 17, 2016

withered turkey

A derogative term referring to a limp penis after ejaculation.

Stupid Ho: Ha ha! Look at that little withered turkey!
Guy With Shriveled Penis: *SMACK!* STFU!

by The Protagonist August 22, 2005

sticky withers

Post-fap regret.

After I watched that octopus girl hentai, I came down with a serious case of the sticky withers.

by Tniuqonhcetsquirt July 27, 2017