The post effect of not having a wank, when you've turned your computer off and got into bed thinking "I don't need a wank tonight" but you get into bed, get a stonker, and realise you do.
by Dr Wankenstein January 7, 2010
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Johnny: "Would you like to go on a second date with me?"
Suzie: "I would, but I don't think we're compatible."
Johnny: "What?!? What was it specifically, if you don'y mind my asking?"
Suzie: "It's not you! It's just that you have, well, a pinky winky."
Johnny: "Ouch! You didn't have to insult me."
Suzie: "What? That's a specific term. Look it up on Urban Dictionary. It means a short, thin cock."
Johnny: "Oh, well I knew it was short, but I always thought it was pretty thick..."
Suzie: "It's actually both the thinnest and the shortest pinky winky I have ever observed in person. And for that I thank you sir!"
Johnny: "I really hate you right now."
Suzie: "I would, but I don't think we're compatible."
Johnny: "What?!? What was it specifically, if you don'y mind my asking?"
Suzie: "It's not you! It's just that you have, well, a pinky winky."
Johnny: "Ouch! You didn't have to insult me."
Suzie: "What? That's a specific term. Look it up on Urban Dictionary. It means a short, thin cock."
Johnny: "Oh, well I knew it was short, but I always thought it was pretty thick..."
Suzie: "It's actually both the thinnest and the shortest pinky winky I have ever observed in person. And for that I thank you sir!"
Johnny: "I really hate you right now."
by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014
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1. "Man, trim those Bum Wickeys, they're out of control!"
2. My Bum Wickeys bring all the boys to the yard,
Damn right, more pricky than yours,
Damn right, more sticky than yours,
i could teach you,
HOW TO GROW THESE BUM WICKEYS!
2. My Bum Wickeys bring all the boys to the yard,
Damn right, more pricky than yours,
Damn right, more sticky than yours,
i could teach you,
HOW TO GROW THESE BUM WICKEYS!
by Autumn Heartache November 1, 2010
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He is purple, with a purple triangle-shaped stem on his head. He enjoys singing, dancing, toting his pink purse, and most likely frequenting gay clubs after a hard day in Telletubby land.
He is purple, with a purple triangle-shaped stem on his head. He enjoys singing, dancing, toting his pink purse, and most likely frequenting gay clubs after a hard day in Telletubby land.
Dipsy: Tinky Winky! Will you play with Laa-Laa's ball?
Tinky Winky: Dipsy, you and I both know you aren't articulate enough to form those sentences!
Dipsy: Oh... Erm, Tinky-Winky play with ball?
Tinky Winky: How about we play with two, big boy?
Dipsy: (cries)
Tinky Winky: Dipsy, you and I both know you aren't articulate enough to form those sentences!
Dipsy: Oh... Erm, Tinky-Winky play with ball?
Tinky Winky: How about we play with two, big boy?
Dipsy: (cries)
by Joel April 13, 2005
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by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003
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r/winkerpack the reddit sub dedicated to making the wrong moves and losing money. The average user is astute in Robinhood options trading, but not much else.
r/winkerpack the reddit sub dedicated to making the wrong moves and losing money. The average user is astute in Robinhood options trading, but not much else.
by Dr. Mantis Toboggan April 13, 2021
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