Drinking Wagers

Bets made in any situation involving pickup games and alcohol, most notably between members of the same sex wherein the winner, by the conclusion of the night, has either had the most digits, or in the case of females, the most drinks.

See also take one for the team, cockblock, P.U.A.
Ie.- After having had over 12 free drinks, she ended up winning the drinking wagers
by Waynesville July 28, 2014
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Pascal's wager

It's dumb. You're an idiot. Your plan is to try and trick it? You can't even trick ME!
Hym "My problem with the pascal's wager types is that they believe that the creature is a carefully constructed lie used to control the masses. It's just a gross kind of hubris or a false martyrdom. You're sacrificing yourself on the altar of your own disbelief. Like 'I don't believe it but THEY need to believe it because if THEY don't believe everything will be worse for everyone. And if I explain why I don't believe it I might convince other people not to believe it. And they NEED to believe it or they won't behave in the way they need to so I'll say I believe it and even try to convince people that it's real because it's better that people believe the thing I don't believe or they might not be good. I have a responsibility to make them good. I'm the gentle invisible hand that pushes humanity in the right direction at the cost of my own disbelief..' But that's just Infinite Tsukuyomi. It's not even that the endless dream is bad. Or even that it isn't real (in contradiction to the source material). It's that you're doing that to them. You don't get to decide that for them just because they can't get into your consciousness."
by Hym Iam July 23, 2022
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Table Max Wager

This is when your sharp and pound the shit out of a bad line at your favorite Sportsbook.
Sportman crushed the Books last night with his TABLE MAX WAGER.
by Mr Falcone October 26, 2007
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Table Max Wager

A wager placed with 100% confidence. Most likely on a line the Bookmakers have missed, allowing the player to have the edge.
So last night Sportman nailed the Books with a Table Max Wager on the V Tech/G Tech game under 40.5
by Mr Falcone November 12, 2007
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Wager me random

When a comp 2k player asks a bum(aka random) to play a series either bo3, bo5 or bo7 for real money. Whoever wins gets the money that both teams put in the pot.
Stop taking trash if you're not gonna "wager me random."
You're free "wager me random" I need some money to feed my kids.
by RipPercs September 02, 2021
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ID MON WAGER LOSS

It is when a person denies being someone they are due to extreme shaming.loss of a SLAM DUNK sure bet that backfires.
Well ID MON WAGER LOSS is no other than as was said in $50 = $49,999,950 has become a corporate embarrassment as it flipped to " JAMIE DIMON CEO JP MORGAN CHASE has no RETENTION BONUS as the $49,999,950 $50 is way more as it was said how BIG WHEELS does it has miserably failed so he is scampering the FAG REVENGE methodology by trying to cause massive trouble for ANAL ALAN but the thing is I would think OLIVIA-NEWTON JOHN and her MCA SINGLE would have been way more important but you know what they say , " LIGHTNING CAN'T STRIKE IN THE SAME PLACE AGAIN" at least that is what MURPHY SAYS.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 23, 2022
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fag wager

(1)A strait guy who like to hang out with homosexuals. (2) a person who is made ones bitch
Vick is such a fag wager for hanging out with josh
by dandandnouennjkgh June 29, 2007
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