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Wacker is a derogatory targeted towards overweight transgender porn addicts. It's one of the worst things you can call a person. The website known as 4chan.org has spread term "TWD" all over the internet. TWD stands for "Total Wacker Death".
Man from Utah: Hey bro I was just masturbating to scat porn but my wifi stopped working. Day ruined.
Regular person: WTF!! Are you a fucking wacker??
wacker by kasapin April 3, 2025
Some one who whacks peaple
Johnny the wacker whack his brother and his friends.
Wacker by Pianist pro September 2, 2025

Wacker Neuson 

A Persons ass that is both:

1)Non-symmetrical (width and depth), and is chunky,lumpy and purely unappealing.
2)jiggles and shakes like jello with ease by using only the slightest step or hip/waist pop
Person 1)Hey,did you see that person's huge ass?
Person 2) Yeah,she has a real Wacker Neuson on her,that thing shakes!
Wacker Neuson by Richierich7896 August 9, 2017

Wacker Jacks 

The nickname given to any member of a sports team who neglects to wear fitting boxers or compression shorts and proceeds to participaate in jumping jacks. Their neglecence results in a the very noticable flopping motion of their package as they continue jumping.
You: yo man aint u trippin about forgetting ur compression shorts for practice

Friend: na its aight dude I'll just wear these loose boxers
You: But we doin jumpin jacks right now, dude ur dick is floppin everywhere. Ur a wacker jacks forreal

Wacker-Jawed 

To be askew, out of place, or of a confusing placement.
Wow, that girl looks all wacker-jawed laying on the floor like that.
Wacker-Jawed by Deliten February 11, 2009

wacker plunk 

The act of masturbating to internet porn while taking a shit on the toilet.
Jebidiah enjoined a long wacker plunk after a night of eating bean tacos at one of the many trashy Portland, OR strip clubs.
wacker plunk by JAJman69 January 23, 2010