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j.w.f.

An acronym that stands for "jolly well fucked". This describes a situation where the individual has exhausted his or her options and is now at the complete mercy of the circumstances.
"Dude, last night I got busted with an eighth of d-nugget. I'm J.W.F."
by alex leht October 28, 2007
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O.W.F.

Occurred while fucking.
1: Dude, how did you get that scar?
2: Got an o.w.f. in the shower
by DrunkAndHorny July 17, 2009
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A.P.J.W.F

arm pit juice with fuzz .To put in a head lock
would you like a glass full of a.p.j.w.f?
by jackie wojtowicz June 18, 2008
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b.f.e.i.t.w.w.

you are my b.f.e.i.t.w.w.
by edgfrgrth November 8, 2010
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D.W.F.S.

Acronym for Driving While Fucking Stupid: The term used for someone driving in the fast lane at or under the speed limit with their left turn signal on.
Interstate 95

Passenger: What the hell is wrong with this guy in front of us?

Driver: He must be D.W.F.S. because he's been driving 55 in the fast lane with his left blinker on for the last 1/2 mile.
by propack April 7, 2011
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S.A.W.F.T

Saggy
Awful
Wobbly
Floppy
Tits
Damn those tits are so S.A.W.F.T
by Working Class Hero May 21, 2021
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W.F.F.

The opposite of best friend

Worst
Friend

Forever.

Used to name a person who isn't normally a very good friend. That one friend who you try to be friendly to but secretly hate, normally because they did something to you in the past. Usually used between people of the opposite gender
see that idiot over there? Thats my W.F.F. yeah, i hate him, but hes gorgeous isnt he?
by bsb0492 June 20, 2015
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