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The opposite of best friend

Worst
Friend

Forever.

Used to name a person who isn't normally a very good friend. That one friend who you try to be friendly to but secretly hate, normally because they did something to you in the past. Usually used between people of the opposite gender
see that idiot over there? Thats my W.F.F. yeah, i hate him, but hes gorgeous isnt he?
W.F.F. by bsb0492 June 20, 2015
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The opposite of best friend

Worst
Friend

Forever.

Used to name a person who isn't normally a very good friend. That one friend who you try to be friendly to but secretly hate, normally because they did something to you in the past. Usually used between people of the opposite gender
see that idiot over there? Thats my W.F.F. yeah, i hate him, but hes gorgeous isnt he?
W.F.F. by bsb0492 June 20, 2015

Wholesome As Fuck February [W.A.F.F.] 

Wholesome as Fuck February (or W.A.F.F.) is a community-supported exploration of whatever wholesomeness means to you. It might include your relationships to food, exercise, drugs or alcohol, sexuality, spiritual practice, work, family members, partners, or anything else you want (i.e. wholesomely punch more Nazis). You define what aspects of "wholesomeness" you want to explore. Socializing, accountability, and mutual support are the key tenets.

"Why February?" You may ask. Because February is the shortest month (yay!), and alliteration is pretty freaking fun.
Tim: Are you doing Wholesome As Fuck February W.A.F.F. this year?

Aubyn: Yeah! Timiki and I are. I'm getting outside on a run or a hike at least 3 times a week, and he's cutting out booze. I sort of voluntell-ed him... You?

Tim: I'm meditating more.

Aubyn: Noice!

W.A.F.F.L.E. 

Wipped As Fuck For Life Eh
That guy is such a W.A.F.F.L.E.
W.A.F.F.L.E. by Hampton Dumont Kid November 21, 2010
An acronym standing for What A Fucking Shit Show
"I walked into work Monday morning and the servers were down, half the team called in sick, and the coffee machine was broken. Total W.A.F.F.S."
W.A.F.F.S by Kairu. 36 July 6, 2026

F.F.W.C.P.I.R.L. 

Fat Fucks Who Can't Play In Real Life.
A description of people who are so fat they can't play in real life, just on their computer.
Fat Fuck - Shall we play football tomorrow?
Avarage dude - No, you F.F.W.C.P.I.R.L.
Fat Fuck - Ok, I see. Brb, gotta play some WoW.
F.F.W.C.P.I.R.L. by ESFUX October 4, 2007

S.F.W.F.C.S.S.O.B. 

Stinky Fingered Weasel Faced Cock Sucking Son Of A Bitch! That pretty much sums it up. Everyone has known at least one.
That guy just stole my girlfriend. He is a Stinky Fingered Cock Sucking Son Of A Bitch! S.F.W.F.C.S.S.O.B.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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