W.F.F. 

The opposite of best friend

Worst
Friend

Forever.

Used to name a person who isn't normally a very good friend. That one friend who you try to be friendly to but secretly hate, normally because they did something to you in the past. Usually used between people of the opposite gender

see that idiot over there? Thats my W.F.F. yeah, i hate him, but hes gorgeous isnt he?

W.F.F. by bsb0492 June 20, 2015

W.F.F. 

The opposite of best friend

Worst
Friend

Forever.

Used to name a person who isn't normally a very good friend. That one friend who you try to be friendly to but secretly hate, normally because they did something to you in the past. Usually used between people of the opposite gender

see that idiot over there? Thats my W.F.F. yeah, i hate him, but hes gorgeous isnt he?

W.F.F. by bsb0492 June 20, 2015

Wholesome As Fuck February [W.A.F.F.] 

Wholesome as Fuck February (or W.A.F.F.) is a community-supported exploration of whatever wholesomeness means to you. It might include your relationships to food, exercise, drugs or alcohol, sexuality, spiritual practice, work, family members, partners, or anything else you want (i.e. wholesomely punch more Nazis). You define what aspects of "wholesomeness" you want to explore. Socializing, accountability, and mutual support are the key tenets.

"Why February?" You may ask. Because February is the shortest month (yay!), and alliteration is pretty freaking fun.

Tim: Are you doing Wholesome As Fuck February W.A.F.F. this year?

Aubyn: Yeah! Timiki and I are. I'm getting outside on a run or a hike at least 3 times a week, and he's cutting out booze. I sort of voluntell-ed him... You?

Tim: I'm meditating more.

Aubyn: Noice!

Wholesome As Fuck February [W.A.F.F.] by Kelley's Ugly Little Ewok January 13, 2022

W.A.F.F.L.E. 

Wipped As Fuck For Life Eh

That guy is such a W.A.F.F.L.E.

W.A.F.F.L.E. by Hampton Dumont Kid November 21, 2010

F.F.W.C.P.I.R.L. 

Fat Fucks Who Can't Play In Real Life.
A description of people who are so fat they can't play in real life, just on their computer.

Fat Fuck - Shall we play football tomorrow?
Avarage dude - No, you F.F.W.C.P.I.R.L.
Fat Fuck - Ok, I see. Brb, gotta play some WoW.

F.F.W.C.P.I.R.L. by ESFUX October 4, 2007

S.F.W.F.C.S.S.O.B. 

Stinky Fingered Weasel Faced Cock Sucking Son Of A Bitch! That pretty much sums it up. Everyone has known at least one.

That guy just stole my girlfriend. He is a Stinky Fingered Cock Sucking Son Of A Bitch! S.F.W.F.C.S.S.O.B.

S.F.W.F.C.S.S.O.B. by Anjie Daddy May 11, 2011

L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L. 

"Laugh Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Actually Funny Enough For Me To Laugh Out Loud"- Other known as what REALLY happens when one of your friends texts, or says "L.O.L"

John- Yeah, i had to walk 37 miles to get home...
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L. by Jake Opp November 10, 2011