by joeythemagnet November 30, 2010
Get the f.w.o.a mug.Since everything closes at 4 in Iowa, there is nothing to do in this ghostly state. People's idea of fun in this state is: drinking, cow tipping, possum kicking, flannel friday, tractor racing and counting how much corn they have in their backyard. Therefore, Iowa stands for:
I.O.W.A= Idiots Out Wandering Around
I.O.W.A= Idiots Out Wandering Around
When you see 3 people walking around aimlessly, just remember they live in Iowa and people that live in I.O.W.A are idiots out wandering around.
by bbuc20 January 17, 2012
Get the I.O.W.A mug.1: "Wearing only a thong." This phrase is most often associated with European beaches and bachelor parties, but has been seen in such creative places as senate campaigns and spicy games of billiards.
2: A drunken slur of the word "goat" often spoaken between punches in the mouth. Although it's not entirely sure why drunk people so often call themselves goats, research continues daily on the subject.
2: A drunken slur of the word "goat" often spoaken between punches in the mouth. Although it's not entirely sure why drunk people so often call themselves goats, research continues daily on the subject.
by Shuffle September 26, 2005
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Get the A.W.O.L.M mug.God Defend our Gracious WOAG,
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To protect and to defend,
That our freedom may not end.
When our feet find rocky ground,
Guide us till our strength be found.
Through the trials and through the mire,
Lead us with thy guiding fire.
May our song of freedom ring.
Let peace reign across our lands,
From our hills to golden sands.
May strife never meet our shores,
Love and peace will be our cause.
Let our voice with courage sing,
God Defend our Gracious WOAG.
May WOAG's beauty ever be,
From the hills to bounding seas.
Should our foes assail our coast,
We shall be a gracious host.
With our strength of unity,
God grant us the victory.
With WOAG's flag raised up on high,
May our freedom never die.
May the people of our lands,
Welcome friends with open hands.
May they witness from afar,
Light from our Great WOAG Star.
May WOAG's laws be just and fair,
Wealth and bounty, we will share.
Grant us wisdom and the might,
To defend what's true and right.
God of might give us the power,
To shine in our darkest hour.
To protect and to defend,
That our freedom may not end.
When our feet find rocky ground,
Guide us till our strength be found.
Through the trials and through the mire,
Lead us with thy guiding fire.
by Woagmaster2 April 12, 2023
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