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I.O.W.A

Since everything closes at 4 in Iowa, there is nothing to do in this ghostly state. People's idea of fun in this state is: drinking, cow tipping, possum kicking, flannel friday, tractor racing and counting how much corn they have in their backyard. Therefore, Iowa stands for:

I.O.W.A= Idiots Out Wandering Around

When you see 3 people walking around aimlessly, just remember they live in Iowa and people that live in I.O.W.A are idiots out wandering around.

by bbuc20 January 17, 2012