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Breast-Volarity Curve

The standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.

The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.

The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.

f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)

This is informally known as "The Hand Rule."
Person 1: Wow, she has exquisite breasts.
Person 2: Eh, they're too large.
Person 1: Nonsense!
Person 2: Where do they fit on the Breast-Volarity Curve?
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.
by Prof. Munchie March 17, 2014
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Vodka

What you put in water bottles and bring to school.
Vodka's better at school
by Kayla Close Winters January 29, 2009
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velkan

long eared long everything man. very hott, evil tho. good frend, doesn't know what's best for them... :( love the odd1 boi.
Have you seen velkan lately?/
yeah, he's been taking over the world.
why?
dunno, i think he's evil.
poor Velkan...
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Vodka Shits

When you wake up the morning after taking shots like a mf badass and you have got to take a serious shit that ususally ends up watery and painful.
"Dude, last night was lit asf but these Vodka Shits got me fucked up, fam"
by Magfastha May 22, 2016
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vodka gato

vodka+gatorade. a drink made from vodka and your choice of gatorade. the only thing that makes vodka gato different from all the other vodka gatorade mixes is you can only use the 8 oz. bottles. this makes vodka gato easy to carry around in your pocket, purse, etc. plus theyre easy to pound.
theres no better time to drink a vodka gato then after a long night of drinking....it wont make you wanna puke, itll make you feel good
by lolla10 August 13, 2010
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Tesco Value Vodka

Oh sweet aqua vitae!

Britain's cheapest vodka brand, only available in Tesco stores.

It has become the staple alcoholic beverage of students and tramps across the United Kingdom, usually mixed with equally low budget soft drinks.

When exposed to freshers this beverage, above all others, has been proven to result in events of great hilarity and/or death.

Many theories surrounding the actual ingredients of this mythical elixir exist, it is most probably fermented primarily from the alcohol soaked clothing of dead Irish men - giving it that slight after taste of Guinness... and corpse.
Adam: "Have you seen Xander recently?"

Ben: "Aye, last night, he'll be out of it for a while though - he downed a bottle of Tesco Value Vodka"

Adam: "Oh S###! What happened?"

Ben: "He got naked and spent the entire evening singing Burlington Burtie then tried to burn down Kings"
by Freols May 18, 2009
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absolut vodka

ABSOLUT VODKA is a vodka brand which is produced in Åhus, Sweden (not to confuse with Switzerland). Though it was first introduced 1979 in the US, ABSOLUT VODKA goes way back in the days. To be precise, it was first introduced to this world as early as 1879 by Lars Olsson Smith. He is the dude that you can find on all ABSOLUT VODKA bottles, with the text "ABSOLUT | COUNTRY OF SWEDEN" surrounding the tiny little picture.
The group who makes the vodka is called V&S Group and that company in turn is owned by the Swedish state. All ABSOLUT VODKA is produced in Sweden and is then shipped away. As much as more than forty percent of the imported vodka in the USA is Absolut.
Besides the tasteful and fine vodka of ABSOLUT, ABSOLUT also run very creative and funny ads. This, though, isn't thanks to the swedes. The marketing agency who make the ads are none other than TBWA (Google it, tards!).

I think I have now spilled everything there is to know about ABSOLUT. Kinda. Now go and buy yourself some ABSOLUT VODKA... you can choose between 11 different flavours!
Dave: Dude, I bought ABSOLUT VODKA Lemon for tonight's party at Stacey's and I'm going to get ABSOLUUUUT DRUNK!
Eric: Sounds good. Hey, did you know that more than forty percent of the imported vodka is ABSOLUT?
Dave: Didn't know and don't care. I just wanna get wasted.
Eric: ...
Eric: Word.
by ThatSwedishGuy December 12, 2007
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