Someone who has a COMPLETELY different personality over the phone/texts than in person. It is ridiculously annoying and a douche move. They pathologically lie and brag about how great their life is and leave "uncool" friends behind.
First Dude: "God DAMN it dude he is SUCH a virtual louis, he's really snazz in person but a complete dick in the group chat."
Second Dude: "I know he lied about banging all of those girls and getting wasted on coke over the phone. Then he still acted like that was no big deal when we saw him in person."
Second Dude: "I know he lied about banging all of those girls and getting wasted on coke over the phone. Then he still acted like that was no big deal when we saw him in person."
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The legendary EDM music producer.
He's made tracks from various genres like:
dubstep, electro house, drum and bass, moombahcore, drumstep, future house, future bass, glitch hop and more!
He's made tracks from various genres like:
dubstep, electro house, drum and bass, moombahcore, drumstep, future house, future bass, glitch hop and more!
Guy 1: Have you heard Virtual Riot's new song?
Guy 2: Nah! I hate dubstep
Guy 1: Your taste in music is shit! Just fuck off!
Guy 2: Nah! I hate dubstep
Guy 1: Your taste in music is shit! Just fuck off!
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Child 1 "Mom found out Dad was going to Austin to meet his virtual work girlfriend!"
Child 2 "Oh shit."
Child 2 "Oh shit."
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