Vito

Morbidly obese mobster on the Sopranos. Is a closet homosexual as revealed tonight on the Sopranos.

Ah! Vito was blowing some guy!!

by Carl May 2, 2004

Vito

A name for someone, who is currently at the moment, talking babblish or talking so fast that you can't hear a word they say.

Kid:Blah Blah Blah Blah my head let go Blah Blah.
Me: Geez Vito settle down.

by BloatedCarcass September 13, 2005

vito

vito is a kid who studders alot and thinks hes pretty tough.
he makes weird noises all the time.
and like to ride his bike in puddles.
he has no life and works alot.
he likes to pretend he sees ghosts.
and he goes to bed at 9.

oh look theres vito.
wow tough guy.
hehe/

by toughhh guyyy June 22, 2009

Vito

Generally a very frugal and cheap person and also when talking to others maybe associated as a Jew

Hey man did u see how cheap Vito is

He was selling coupons he got for free

by Thamien February 22, 2013

Vito

1. One who tells untruths. 2.A teller of tall tales. 3. A fraud. (Verb): To Vito. (Noun): Lie; Untruth; A tall tale (i.e. to perpetrate a Vito).

"If you Vito under oath, you are guilty of perjury."

by An observer November 22, 2004

Vito

A total cunt

Hey, you know Vito.. aint he a cunt

by maggggggy April 29, 2011

Vito

Awsome fucking dirtbike rider who doesnt give a fuck what you think of him and he kicks ass all day, and falls in love with short nice butt teen girls.

I wish one day i could get a vito.

by Alyson Thibodo October 5, 2008