Jesus Velocity

When a massive or difficult project is finished in a relatively short amount of time.

Luke McKinny, cracked.com Over three days, I saw a Beijing street torn up, disemboweled and resurfaced. The roadway was made whole at Jesus velocity

by Krashlia July 4, 2012

velocity

Change in position over change in time. A measure of how fast something is moving. Measured in m/s, ft/s, mph or km/h.

The velocity of the roller coaster is 20 meters per second.

by 5'11"Racer September 15, 2006

velocity_overflow

a very stupid raver.

"man, that velocity_overflow suuuure is stupid."
"yeah, we know. his poor parents."

by \'fo shizz-ul my nizz-ul\' March 25, 2003

Analar Velocity

The speed at which matter passes through ones digestive system

The analar velocity of my breakfast broke many land speed records this morning

by BananaButt September 11, 2014

plaza velocity

This guy is different

That guy is such a Plaza Velocity

by Iqidjwjqkksjenejdnfnd May 27, 2021

Bic Velocity

A tool utilized by the Filler God for many of their greatest creations. It was used to write the Fate of the Universe, a scripture which would determine how the universe begins and ends. It is still in use by the Filler God to write Forever Contracts, a document that can grant great power to lowly mortals, but can take away so much more. The true form of the Bic Velocity is still largely unknown, however it is speculated that it is the same color as a tangerine.

Filler God: "What is that in your pocket?"
Jack: "Oh, that's just my BIC® Velocity Mechanical Pencil with 0.7mm le-"
Filler God: "BLASPHEMY! THERE IS ONLY ONE BIC VELOCITY. ALL OTHERS WILL BE ERASED BY YORKUMS."

by emkay1 November 6, 2021

velocity_overflow

A drugged up crack baby, with no life/friends, who should do the world a favour and die

by your mom March 27, 2003