A tool utilized by the Filler God for many of their greatest creations. It was used to write the Fate of the Universe, a scripture which would determine how the universe begins and ends. It is still in use by the Filler God to write Forever Contracts, a document that can grant great power to lowly mortals, but can take away so much more. The true form of the Bic Velocity is still largely unknown, however it is speculated that it is the same color as a tangerine.
Filler God: "What is that in your pocket?"
Jack: "Oh, that's just my BIC® Velocity Mechanical Pencil with 0.7mm le-"
Filler God: "BLASPHEMY! THERE IS ONLY ONE BIC VELOCITY. ALL OTHERS WILL BE ERASED BY YORKUMS."
Jack: "Oh, that's just my BIC® Velocity Mechanical Pencil with 0.7mm le-"
Filler God: "BLASPHEMY! THERE IS ONLY ONE BIC VELOCITY. ALL OTHERS WILL BE ERASED BY YORKUMS."
by emkay1 November 07, 2021
Escape Velocity in science is a theory about gravity and picking up enough speed to escape the Earth's atmosphere.
In philosophy it's that moment in your life when enough things are going right that you can finally break free from your chains.
In philosophy it's that moment in your life when enough things are going right that you can finally break free from your chains.
by London Poison April 14, 2010
Man, when we got back from Honduras, I have a wicked case of velocity water. It took me 20 mins to clean to toilet!!
by Havana Manor/ Chef May 09, 2008
by Heywood May 20, 2004
When actors or stunt doubles move faster than physically posible during a movie or behind the scenes.
by Fist a cat September 17, 2016
by Killer4554 October 10, 2018
by krisbek17 October 23, 2020