Varsity Slacking

Sport started at the Amesbury High School in Amesbury, MA; game involved team members to be the best at doing nothing. The only thing team members are required to do is attend rallies in uniform, but even then, they wait til the last minute

I always wait til the last minute to do something, maybe I should be a Varsity Slacker

by Anonymous April 19, 2003

varsity slut

a girl who only hooks up with varsity athletes; often either passed around on just one sports team or multiple sports teams.

Chloe slept with Jack on the basketball team last week and now she's going after James on the football team; that girl is such a varsity slut.

by anthubc2010 October 6, 2010

Varsity Rebel

Varsity Rebel is an absolute mad lad who owns Dream Team. She is a nocturnal mongoloid and sells exploits to fund her alcoholic addiction. Her dad is 3 years younger than her but somehow, the family works out.

Varsity Rebel is an absolute EPIC gaymer!

by woooohooooosims May 21, 2019

Galway Varsity Golf

A bunch of fake redneck, small dicked, cat fucking faggots that have never played an honest game of golf in their lives. A Smith Card, also known a cheat sheet, is usually what is given as the final score. Once the coaches walk away, the fun in the woods begins. If you are quiet, you can hear the skin slapping and the cats meowing.

Did you hear about Galway Varsity Golf? They were holding cats down in the woods.

by #ThatGuy September 22, 2017

varsity fuck squad

the team you wanna be on when it's time to get nasty!

in high school i was on the varsity fuck squad, and i lettered in blowin out backs

by caz money October 26, 2007

Junior Varsity Catholic

Member of the Anglican Communion (e.g. Episcopalian)

The Archbishop of Canterbury is a Junior Varsity Catholic.

by klusnark October 7, 2009

Miss Varsity

'Mi-ss Var-sit-e' Being totally awesome at Soccer.

Damn! She's a Miss Varsity, for sure.

by 'Ex182 May 21, 2003