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voulez-vous coucher avec moi

some guy goes up to a girl and says voulez-vous coucher avec moi? *5 seconds later* he gets slapped
by josue March 14, 2004
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vagultures

Vagultures is a word created from the fusion of vagina and vultures. Someone who is pecking around the party looking for scraps of vagina. Beware, this man is drunk and horny, and will usually take whoever doesn't run when he swoops in.
"Look at the nine guys who just walked into this party, those vagultures."
"The Vagulta meter just hit a 9."
by Nerl McFlannigan March 13, 2008
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Vault Time

A popular fanfiction trope referring to All for One putting his brother in a bank vault
"Get Vaulted!" "Vault Time for you" "I love Vault Time fics"
by CoffeeNOrder66 April 4, 2023
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Vawulence

Vawulence simply means Violence, it's a Nigerian slang that started as a means of escaping Facebook ban and restrictions in comment section for using the original phrase "violence" that seems to has been blacklisted.
She never expected herself to be welcomed with premium vawulence.
by HelloNnaemeka July 25, 2022
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Vault

Hybrid energy citrus soda created by the Coca-Cola company. Released nationwide in 2006. The refreshing taste resembles that of "Surge", a failed beverage by Coca-Cola about 5 years ago.
Person 1 - "Yo this Surge is off the hook! Why do they call it Vault?"
Person 2 - "It's not Surge, it's a Hybrid energy soda. A trailblazer of sorts in the soda industry."
by Gunther138 April 19, 2006
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Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir

Actually very polite french for "Would you like to sleep with me tonight".

Makes an awkward pickup line when asked to a french girl as it's way too formal and more sort of written french.

Ask "tu aurais envie de faire l'amour ce soir?" instead.
You: (with a drunk American's accent) "Hi Babe, voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"

She: (Pissed off, in french) "va te faire enculer espece de gros tas de merde, j'en ai ras-le cul de vos conneries, merde!!! je rentre!!!" (not meaning you should follow her to her place)
by stefzg July 14, 2004
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Vault

Vault is the new "hybrid" citrus beverage from The Coca-Cola Company. It's called a "hybrid" because it combines the easy drinkability of a soda with the "kick" of an energy drink.

Vault energy soda, is very closely tied to "Surge."
Surge came out around 1996 under the name of "Urge", and had a huge introduction. As time went on, however, the production and sales of Surge greatly decreased. In early 2000, hardly anyone even bothered to stock shelves with Surge. Around 2002 marked the end of the major production of Surge, and it fell hard from where it used to be. Although sales of Surge were discontinued, a great amount of consumers felt that it shouldn't have been. A great majority of this community went to great lengths to bring Surge back. A large petition site, SaveSurge.org, is a large community dedicated to bringing it back to shelves. This organization was started in 2002 and have been widely credited for the release of Vault. Surge is only purchasable now in Norway, and high-dollar auctions hosted on eBay.

Around 2005 Vault hit the market in select areas of the United States. In 2006, Vault soda was nationally released, and has since flourished in advertising and sales. Many consider Vault to be the new Surge, and others believe it's on the 90% region in likeness with its original. Fan sites such as VaultKicks.org can tell you more about it.
Vault advertising slogans:
"Drinks like a Soda, Kicks like an Energy Drink."
"The Taste. The Quench. The Kick."
"Get to It."
by Aith Haze July 16, 2008
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