mandatory metallica

A awesome band period... HEAVY METAL

by Caleb September 5, 2003

Mandatory Sex Party

A mandatory party in which upon arrival everyone must have sex immediately. Occasionally thrown to as a pre-test to the completion of a Sex Education course.

Bob: Hey Kelly it's nearly the end of the semester! Are you going to the Mandatory Sex Party tonight.
Kelly: Well it IS required for a passing grade.
Bob: Sweet! I'll definitely see you there. *creepy wink*

by Terry Burnettersumthing August 26, 2010

Mandatory Road Head

When going on an elongated excursion with a female riding shotgun it is an obligation to said female that for every two hours of said excursion she preform oral sex upon your member

A: How was the 8 hour drive from Jersey to Maine with your girl?
B: it was great! especially the Mandatory Road Head

by BalerionTBlackDread February 1, 2017

Mandatory Carry

The theory that, with certain exceptions, everyone should be armed when in public. It is a counter-theory to gun control.
Also written as one word.

Gun control advocates support Mandatory Carry.

by MandatoryCarry January 30, 2019

MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH

if the SHIT SANDWICH doesn't FEEL RIGHT STOP!!!

Trying to stop C0PR0PHILIA from ANAL ALAN as the MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH will keep bringing you to the in HO SPIT a BULL SOUTH SANDWICH ISLANDS where once you SWALLOW SHIT it is going more SOUTH as a REAL UNSHIT SANDWICH that stays NORTH for awhile is the best bend as ANAL ALAN you need to stay away from GEORGIA or LADY "GAGA" is a BAD ROMANCE as to deal with her pet MONKEY JOANNE who messES(EAT SHIT) with GERMS all the time in EATILY is your bound to get the same good old fashioned "trying to convert a FAGG0T to straight" don't bring SHIT to my ITALIAN RESTAURANT or you will TING TING indefinitely with the TOILET or I TO LET as the MAFIA PACIFICO PASTA throw up program is in place which being sick for two days vomting in NEW YORK CITY and no they are not( DOING FINE but DOING DIRT), as it is a know TAE picnic , "as is that JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE is EATING just BUTTER ON HIS PASTA tonight while the CLEOPATRA MY LADY PROSTITUTE VIOLATORS are EATING the MARINARA EMETIC SPAGHETTI SAUCE AND MEATBALLS.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 17, 2022

Mandatory fun

When you are forced to have "fun" by (most likely) someone with higher power than you or your coworker. Most of the time when this happens, it is (un)surprisingly, not very fun. For a good example, watch the video, "Management has Allowed a Pizza Party for 2 Million Subscribers" on Youtube from Pointcrow.

1: Sorry I can't come over this weekend, my boss is making us have Mandatory fun.
2: Same, it sucks.

by The_Mad_Doctor September 4, 2023

mandatory art

A humorous and satyrical, yet somewhat serious requirement coined through a frequently mis-hearing ear. It is a policy at the Labyrinth Press Company in downtown Jamestown, NY.

Hey man, you'd better hang one of your paintings up for sale here, it's mandatory art.

by Dan McCarty January 11, 2008