urine vandalism

urine vandalism (short: UV)

Like normal vandalism, just by the use of your/someone else's urine.

Adapted from Wiktionary:

Willful damage or destruction of any property with no other purpose than damage or destruction of said property using urine.

+ Yesterday, my boss laid me off. He's such an asshole!
- Really?!?! I think you shouldn't simply accept that!
+ What do you expect me to do?!
- Well, how about some urine vandalism in his office?
+ You sure? I mean, what if they have UV protection?
- If you really want to do a UV, no UV protection in the world can be strong enough!!!
+ You're right. Let's go and grab some beers. I've got a wonderful idea for a UV ...
- Damn, I'm so freaking excited ...

by UVmaster November 14, 2012

Womb Vandalism

A legal term for someone who is charged with committing an act of vandaliam on or inside the womb of a human or animal. This also includes the sadistic hobbie of crawling up inside a womb and setting fireworks off. As seen in the infamous case of Mr N Demp-C in 1902. Womb Vandalism is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.3 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.

In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with Womb Vandalism, how do you plead?

Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"

by wuddawhist July 31, 2012

Anal Vandalism

The act of defacing someone’s balloon knot. A popular form of anal vandalism consist of putting on a ski mask and spraying semen on the asshole of someone or something, in a graffiti-like style.

Conor: hey bro u wanna do some anal vandalism tonight?
George: nah I ain’t gay

by Slimecraw January 12, 2021

Wiki Vandalism

those jerks who abuse the everyone can edit system and destroy the page leaving no info behind, these are usually done by no life trolls (i mean really, do it in a another game buddy, not destroying info) and absolute high school kids of any kind. they usually make stupid excuses like "THEY COPY EVREYTHING OFF OF THE REAL WIKI!!!!1!" or (this only applies to games) "why cant we just find it by our self's instead of putting no effort into it" or something like that.

broi: hey step bruh what are yo-
bruh: ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!
broi: Wiki Vandalism, really?
broi proceeds to gun down bruh with a uiz and sends a tactical nope to his head, then proceeds to type an defnition into his computer, this jerk wiki vandalizes, kids dont do that

by someone else thats not u March 23, 2021

waffle vandalism

Buddy, I think you're stoned...

why are you looking up waffle vandalism on urban dictionary?

by Malina & Erika April 20, 2021

Recycled Vandalism

A type of Vandalism that is so Badly and Poorly made its Funny, and, can be reused for satirical Purposes.

Tyler: Some kid drew all over my wallet, trying to fuck it up, but it looks really funny so i'm keeping it

Karl: Now That's what i call Recycled Vandalism

by Jonathan347774 September 22, 2021

Social Vandalism

A deliberate act to poignantly, and comically, "vandalize" society while skirting laws of actual vandalism.

"His social vandalism of store products with stickers, that are both offensive to some but true for all, caused an uproar in the baby department of his local store."

by LaughNowCryLater December 19, 2021