vagitosis 

Rare Desease that infects people who insist on sitting out of sporting events due to cuts, bruises, or rashes.

Wow, that kid has a cut on his elbowand he is sitting out of football. His VAGITOSIS is acting up, somone call an ambulance.


Wow he is clearly infected with vagitosis

vagitosis by Airjordan11 May 13, 2005

vagitosis 

One who's breath cronically smells like canned fish. Often from munching on some nasty stank.

Yo Jim, you need to get listerine and stop eating katie's stanky pussy. It's giving you vagitosis.

vagitosis by qgrco9jhg June 25, 2008

Vaginosis 

A severe disorder due to unclean and unkept penis after intercourse. Also can be caused due to bad breath and saliva after oral sex. Can be cured after deep cleansing.

My vagina smelled horrible after he finished sex I think he caused me to have vaginosis!

Vaginosis by BlackLioness February 19, 2023

course-grain vaginosis 

Technical sounding term for "Sand in the vagina".

Should be used by medical personnel when referring to people that overreact to minor injuries.

Patient: "I have this cut on my chin and it really hurts. I want to go to the hospital."
Medic to EMT: "Sounds like an acute case of course-grain vaginosis."
EMT: "Copy that, I'll get a shovel."

course-grain vaginosis by Bajingo Dingo August 15, 2011