Vishnu Bodavula

Truly one of the most inspiring life stories in all of human history. He was originally a high ranking member of the nudist colony of bonkymnobols, a strange society based out of Northern India, close to Nepal. He achieved much for his nudist colony, but he almost never got the chance to do so. In fact, his parents were very close to aborting him. Thank god they didn’t. Vishnu, sometime in his teen years, decided to move to the United States. The land of opportunity. Knowing how to organize a nudist colony allowed him to assimilate into the business world fairly quickly. He became business partners with Elon Musk and eventually went to Mars. When he returned to Earth, everyone welcomed him home with open arms. Everyone that is, except Elon himself. He fired Vishnu after learning about his nudist days, and the human sacrificing rituals and the unorthodox ways he used swiss rolls in said rituals. Vishnu was now homeless. Legend has it, he went back to his homeland and joined back up with his Nudist brothers.

George W. Bush: “I knew Vishnu Bodavula for many years. He was a truly great man, and an even better mistress. WAIT!”

by AMISH_THUNDER_69 March 1, 2019

Vishnu Boy

The best type of man you could ever wish for, very smart , very intelligent and attractive. Every gyal from all schools does want to date them.

Oh my goodness he's so hot he must be a Vishnu Boy

by sexyredmanxoxo January 22, 2023

Vishnu man

A supreme wetlord and meme lords. Outshines all other schools. Usually dates Saraswati girls or Lakshmi girls. Brilliant yet retarded

“Aye look at that Vishnu Man with all them birdies”

by Shiva man October 24, 2019

Vishnu Anil

He works in a call center with all of his boyfriends, he drinks from and eats wangs for breakfast, lunch and dinner

Vishnu Anil scammed 300 rupees from a young minor child

by yourmumsadude September 7, 2020

vishnu koushik

Vishnu koushik is a very intelligent guy and who is not that good at making new friend and sometimes he loses his friends with his attitude but he is a caring boyfriend. He is a sweet and talented but he likes to make up things and exaggerate. He is good at humour.

Such a vishnu koushik you are!!

by anonymous January 25, 2022

vishnu logic

Deep analogy/logic of a situation which makes no sense whatsoever.

Now that's a Vishnu Logic.

by Mohammrd Farish September 26, 2020

vishnu praveen

Person who’s the King of being a cunt, dickhead and being a useless prick and is generally found to be annoying but has a massive dick

That girl is a real vishnu praveen

by Inglepangal March 26, 2020