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Jody Uzumaki

Any male musician who does t'ai chi, eats raw food, watches Naruto, and plays guitar in the Manhattan subway long after his school friends have had children. Must have die-hard female side-kick and homo-erotic male competitor.
Person 1: Wow, let me buy your CD. That was so moving.

Jody Uzumaki: Yeah, I heard that song in a state between waking and sleep, as the first flurries of the year drifted down from the New Jersey sky.

Person 1: Where do you play?

J.U.: Well, we're playing in Montana next week.
by maestro mobius mesmer December 13, 2010
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Kushina Uzumaki

The name of Naruto's mother and lover to the 3rd Hokage "Minato Kazenami"
Kushina Uzumaki was a ninja for the Hidden Whirlpool Village! (Which I think makes Naruto part Leaf and part Whirlpool... wait what?)
by Angel D. Rodriguez March 11, 2008
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Uzumaki-Abbas

Carmichael is a typical uzumaki-Abbas
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Uzumaki Barrage

A Move that Naruto invented where he uses shadow clones to Remake Rock lees technique
Naruto beat Gaara with the Uzumaki Barrage
by Issei Hyoudou October 7, 2020
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