Jody Uzumaki

Any male musician who does t'ai chi, eats raw food, watches Naruto, and plays guitar in the Manhattan subway long after his school friends have had children. Must have die-hard female side-kick and homo-erotic male competitor.

Person 1: Wow, let me buy your CD. That was so moving.

Jody Uzumaki: Yeah, I heard that song in a state between waking and sleep, as the first flurries of the year drifted down from the New Jersey sky.

Person 1: Where do you play?

J.U.: Well, we're playing in Montana next week.

by maestro mobius mesmer December 13, 2010

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Kushina Uzumaki

The name of Naruto's mother and lover to the 3rd Hokage "Minato Kazenami"

Kushina Uzumaki was a ninja for the Hidden Whirlpool Village! (Which I think makes Naruto part Leaf and part Whirlpool... wait what?)

by Angel D. Rodriguez March 11, 2008

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

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Uzumaki Cum Shot

Just before the male ejaculates, he should start spinning his dick in circles, so the cum falls in a pattern and the pattern resembles the Uzumaki clan logo. This is a sign of respect toward the Uzumaki clan.

Person 1: Yo did you say the Uzumaki clan is your fav clan?
Person 2: Yes comrade
Person 1: So you should do the Uzumaki Cum Shot as a sign of respect
Person 2: I already did it. I'm not that slow comrade

by ClydeTheSeventh November 25, 2021

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