High up your ass

"High up your ass" is a term to define person who is too boastful, who thinks he knows everything and is too good for everyone else.

She wont go out with me, she is too high up her ass.

You are so high up your ass if you think you can solve this task alone.

by LordZoltan September 2, 2010

shove yourself up your ass

When a person is speaking bull shit and you cant find a better response to tell their ass off with.

You can go shove yourself up your ass.

by Random person behind a LCD October 21, 2020

head up your ass

1. The condition of being absolutely oblivious to surroundings 2. Acting like an asshole

1. "You didn't know the pope died? You have your head up your ass, dude"
2. "You told everyone you had sex with my mom!? You have your head up your ass, dude"

by Dylan K. May 4, 2006

What crawled up your ass and died?

A sarcastic response to a persons bad attitude

Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?

Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.

Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?

by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019

Shove it up your ass

To forcibly insert an object into your anus

"Take your lifeline exercise card and shove it up your ass!"

by drploppy November 16, 2020

stick up your ass

Describing some one very stern or strict. Often used to describe parents or authorities.

> Hey, are you going to the show tomorrow?
< No......
> Why not? They're only in town for a couple weeks.
< No, see, it's just my parents. The damn assholes have sticks up their asses!
> Oh that sucks.
< Yeah, tomorrow I'm going to one of them and say, "You know, you really have a stick up your ass." and they'll be like "Oh...."

by sam _ November 29, 2006

Metal up your ass!

(Reffering to people who don't like metal.) One gets overwhelmed with metal until they bow down before the masters.

Jon - I think metal is stupid, all there is to it is just noise and screaming.
James - Metal up your ass faggot!!!! You have no idea what your talking about, and no idea what metal is, or any clue as to what it's all about. Fuck you and fuck your opinion cuz you are fucking gay!!!!

by creeping_jon May 3, 2003