umi

haydens cat

thats such a cute cat hayden, i bet you love that pussy

hayden loves umi's pussy

by ballingballs November 22, 2023

Umi

The hottest person in the room that everyone has a crush on.

OMG have you seen umi's huge penis?

by Umi Lover April 23, 2022

umi

somebody that really loves getting rowdy and absolutely adores pizza!! they’re super mega cool and fun all the time😣😣

“Woah look over there it’s umi!”
“Oh yeah, i heard they have this deep obsession for pizza or something!”

by rocksarecool_707 April 27, 2022

umi kaboomi

umi kaboomi is probably a little gay. most umi kaboomis are stalkers.

¨umi kaboomi? im scared of her, i heard she went into her crushes house uninvited and shat in an oreos pillow.¨

by daisy9785 May 9, 2022

Sus umi zoomi

The one who speaks through his saxophone

The sus umi zoomi needs help!

by WhitimalsJJJ April 20, 2022

Umy Hany

A person who will eat for no one( cuz she will eat without telling you) and sleep on everything (because she hates responsibility).

Oh you know. Umy Hany is a myth as I have never seen her.

by Umy Hany April 12, 2021

dirty umi

Is when you have to hit the vape while shitting which creates a violent nicotine-fecal matter particle exhilarator which then gets every woman in the surrounding area pregnant with a future elf bar factory worker

“Man the nicotine business is booming recently”
“Yes remember when the city smelt like shit 20 years ago, I did a dirty umi”

by pufflingswine July 8, 2024