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Samus.co.uk

The result of having anal sex with a cow without having protection. Twice.
lolwtf yarr is teh booty of teh pirate.
Samus.co.uk by Ghandiisms February 20, 2005
A collection of people who are unable to get proper jobs or who are too lazy too, or are hobbits, numpties or a calfhead. The company is owned and run by the evil dark lord Lenny who is assisted by a group of weak and feeble managers who don't give a toss. The company manufactures physical security products using the can't be arsed manufacturing technique or as it also known Not Completely Ready.
SWS UK by Ben July 16, 2006

ShriMADhav UK 

It stands for Shrimadhav Unnikrishnan Kuruvanthody.

Not Shrimadhav United Kindom (wrong).
Hey!! Come look this...See ShriMADhav UK exposed...UK stands for Unnikrishnan Kuruvanthody.

Second City of the UK 

Manchester is the second city of the UK. Birmingham is simply a large sewer full of rats, that explains the large population. Manchester is not beaten in anything by any other UK city, and especially not the village of Birmingham.
"Holy crap! I am in Manchester! I love it so much! This place is more like the first city of the UK, let alone the Second City of the UK!"

"Ohhh I need to take a dump! Jump in the car kids we're going to Birmingham!"

Second City of the UK 

Manchester is the second city of the UK. Birmingham is simply a large sewer full of rats, that explains the large population. Manchester is not beaten in anything by any other UK city, and especially not the village of Birmingham.
"Holy crap! I am in Manchester! I love it so much! This place is more like the first city of the UK, let alone the Second City of the UK!"

"Ohhh I need to take a dump! Jump in the car kids we're going to Birmingham!"

Second City of the UK 

Manchester is the second city of the UK. Birmingham is simply a large sewer full of rats, that explains the large population. Manchester is not beaten in anything by any other UK city, and especially not the village of Birmingham.
"Holy crap! I am in Manchester! I love it so much! This place is more like the first city of the UK, let alone the Second City of the UK!"

"Ohhh I need to take a dump! Jump in the car kids we're going to Birmingham!"