f ucked

(non-sexual usuage)1.an outcome unpleasant to the holder.
2. the instant one realizes a loss is inevitable. 3. a loss that is more than an ouch.

When the judge smiled at my soon-to-be-divorced wife I realized I was f ucked.

by singleAgain September 8, 2008

The Unkle

When you have sex with a girl hanging upside down with your feet hanging off a pull up bar while the girl holds her self up.

I was with this freaky chick and dude we tried "The Unkle"

by Will Unkle November 16, 2010

Uckers

the word ‘Uckers’ is a synonym from prostitute. ‘Uckers’ is used by big shaq a.k.a roadman shaq in the song ‘Mans not hot’

‘Yo that girl is a uckers’

by 143285 December 6, 2017

Urkle Poop

A bowel movement so vile it makes you think, "Did I poo that?!"

An Urkle Poop is an indescribable, horrific, and never-before seen shit that will be coming to a toilet bowl near you. The only way to understand it, is to experience it

"Oh man, I just had an Urkle Poop. That shit coiled around seven times, had bumps all over it, and looked to have a jellyfish-like creature oozing out of it."

by Bonin' Bobno February 11, 2010

uckfed

radio edit for "fucked." Used in Green Day's song "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" and others.

"What's uckfed up and everything's alright..."

by The Lurker May 19, 2005

Urkle jerk

The act of skeeting on Someones valuables. Then, upon their discovery of the soiled product say "did I do that?"

Dustin: I put on my headphones this morning and got a ear full of skeet. I feel like I have been Urkle jerked

Randal: Did I do that!?

by The Rollin and the tiden March 7, 2011

Uckerz

When a girl who is normally called Teshie gives oral sex on a regular basis.

Quinn: Oi Brendan you know that uckerz
Brendan: Who Teshie ?
Quinn: yeah she gave man blows you know
Brendan:your not the only one

by Real talk Q April 4, 2017