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l.e.m.u.r.s. syndrome

L: Long-term
E: Excessive
M: Masturbation to
U: Under-aged
R: Ripe
S: Sex

(REAL DISEASE)
I just got diagnosed with l.e.m.u.r.s. syndrome, so my mom can't be mad.
by cornjulio April 21, 2011
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R U S T M O N E Y

The act of R U S T M O N E Ying.
Hey timmy, do you even R U S T M O N E Y? I like to R U S T M O N E Y on your mom's R U S T M O N E Y.
by teMity November 29, 2017
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U.S.H.E.R

Fboi# 1: Yo, I just saw a bad one with a real fatty. Can't wait to take her home.
Chill friend: Hold on, are you talking about Jerika over there?
Fboi#1: Yeah bro!
Chill friend: Make sure you wrap it up. Jerika has had some...STDs.
Fboi#1: Word, bruh. Good looking out. I never would have thought about using protection.
Chill friend: No problem brother. Just remember, U.S.H.E.R!
Fboi #1: ???
Chill friend: Unprotected sex has enormous repercussions!
Fboi #2: Yo, thanks Chill Friend. You're wise, you're practically a genius.
by angryangelsandsuch August 22, 2017
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U.C.S.N.R

U nited
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C ommunist
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S ocialist
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N azi
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R epublic
Lad 1: Oi blud u into the U.C.S.N.R or nah.
Lad 2: U wo2 m8
Lad 1: Die in hell
by Ur nan#2 July 29, 2018
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U.R.S.

Stands for Uncle Rico Syndrom. Used to define the condition that typically effects popular jocks 20 years post-high school. Middle aged white man that dwells on his mediocre sports skills he once had.
That old dude at the bar with the backwards hat who keeps going "whoo" really loudly, has a bad case of U.R.S.
by Endofcamelsfoot March 14, 2025
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C.U.R.S

CURS(Clouded Up Rich Simp(s)) - A guy that has money and status but is weak minded and act's like a beta male when women come around. A C.U.R.S can be confused as a Player or Provider because of their wealth and status in society but is always exposed once real players and providers are in the same room as them! The most dangerous type of simp.
C.U.R.S EQUALS CLOUDED UP RICH SIMP
by XQUISITE MINDSET October 8, 2025
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T.H.R.U.S.H.

T.H.R.U.S.H. = Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity

T.H.R.U.S.H. was the primary adversary of United Network Command for Law and Enforcement (U.N.C.L.E.) from the spy series the Man from U.N.C.L.E.

The aim of T.H.R.U.S.H. was to conquer the world. T.H.R.U.S.H. was considered so dangerous an organisation that even countries that were ideologically opposed to each other joined forces against them. Ian Fleming conceived Napoleon Solo. The protagonists drove in a car called the Thrushbuster.

Butt T.H.R.U.S.H. won.

T.H.R.U.S.H. now controls and runs every organisation, religion, cult, government, intelligence agency, central banks, think tanks, education, universities, etc.
Any similarity between thrush (a fungus – candida) is purely coincidental, i.e. accidentally on purpose.

Everyone who is under the influence of T.H.R.U.S.H. is under mind control and is on a mission of insectualisation of the population by mind control.

Like a cult, T.H.R.U.S.H. promotes the hive mind and only the officially accepted viewpoint is tolerated.

JoKeR: “ATF4”
Solo: “ATF4”

JoKeR: Have you read Marx on the Proletariat?
Solo: No.
JoKeR: But you now have red marks on your…
Solo: T.H.R.U.S.H. finally got me.

W.E. Coyote: ACME and T.H.R.U.S.H. combined and I got the bird.
by Option 22 August 11, 2019
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