twinging

When you are sexually aroused your sexual organs may start to "twinge"

Damn you got me twinging!

by TwinkleToes36 July 13, 2016

twixing it

When you dont want to go into school so you put two fingers down your throat (like a twix) and vomit so you dont go into school

Yeah, ended up twixing it yesterday because i had a french test

by Roadman stan July 15, 2017

monkey twigging

when you are at the zoo and buy a kebab so you now have a long stick and decide to poke it into the bellybutton of a monkey

rando - idk what to do with my long kebab stick
other rando - why don't you do some monkey twigging

rando - GENIUS!!!

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020

Swine Twining

A form of BDSM often refered to as hog tying.

I enjoy swine twining my slave when he is really bad!

by MZ CINNAMON July 16, 2008

twiming

To waste large amounts of time using Twitter.

Dude 1: Have you seen Rob?
Dude 2: Yeah, he's been locked up twiming all day. He definitely needs to get out more.

by boredom1286 June 27, 2009

Twigging

When a man copulates with another man without using a condom, and after ejaculation the catcher turns round and proceeds to eat his own feces off the other man's penis

Mike - Urrrrgghhhhhhh
Steve - Wow....that was classic intercourse....up for some twigging?
Mike - Huh?
(Steve grabs Mike's knob and devours his own shit from the flacid penis)

by Lyrical P August 17, 2006

Twixing

When you're shitting the same time as someone else.

Guy 1: I gotta take a shit
Guy 2: me too, thank God there are 2 stalls
Guy1: #twixing.

by breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezy January 3, 2017