Twigasm

An informal speech or monologue praising the Twilight series by Stephanie Meyer. Usually initiated by a girl trying to convince a boy to read the series. Characterized by dramatic flair in the voice, excessive use of the words "Edward" and "marry", slight shaking, moaning, foaming at the mouth, and condescending tone to those who have not read the series. Often accompanied by loud choruses of praise from female onlookers and protests and groans from present males.

Girl #1: "Oh my God! Edward is twice the man you will ever be!"
Man #1: "He's fictional! YOU are twice the man he is because he is NOT REAL!"
Girl #1: "I don't care! He's real to me, and he has more romance in his pinky than you have in your entire body!"
Girl #2 whispering to Girl #3: *Yup, she is definitely having a twigasm.*
Man #2 whispering to Girls #2 and #3: *Gawd, if she keeps going on like this I'm gonna have to wipe her desk off with a tube sock...*

by Super Farva January 14, 2009

Twigasm

The feeling one recieve's when reading one of the Twilight novels. Heart palpitations, screaming, and shaking often occur. If one suffer's a twigasm, the only cure is to read on.

Person #1: Oh No! What's happening to Jan? Did that book do it?
Person #2: It's ok, she's just having a Twigasm.

by Samantha Rosalie December 16, 2008

twigga

A twinkie (azn person who acts white) who acts like a wigger (white person who acts gangster).

Look at the twigga tryin to rock those wigger clothes, I don't think they know they are azn.

by redelixir April 3, 2003

twigga

The mispronounciation of "trigger" basically by people who also say "nigga".

Check out my gear! It's got a hair twigga!

by PentaCrow December 12, 2003

Twigasm

Instant orgasm on viewing of anything Twilight Saga related

1- OMG OMG OMG he is soooo pale, I just had a Twigasm.

2- New Twilight trailer ...... TWIGASM

3- He can read my mind! Oh I just had a twigasm

by Skinchenko27 November 7, 2011

Twigga

1. A variation on the slang term "wigga" referring specifically to a white individual from the state of Texas. A Twigga will typically have a strong Texas accent which changes to a ghetto accent while he/she listens to hip-hop and imagines being "hard".

2. A white individual from the Texas region who "rolls hard" in their lifted Ford F-150 with truck nuts on the hitch while listening to 50-Cent and trying to talk ghetto slang.

"That Twigga has issues. At least I know I'm white and where I'm from"

by Joe "Twigga hater" Smith January 6, 2008

Twigga

A ‘tanned white nigga’

“Ay my twigga Chris hittin that blonde girl from the...”

by Self care slUt September 21, 2018