turkeyness

The grease remaining on a meat thermometer when placed from a turkey meatloaf to a beef meatloaf.

I don't want the fucking turkeyness on my meatloaf!

by roadguy February 23, 2009

turkeyhead

similar to a chickenhead but she's a lil thicker n a lot better at gobblin' it down

Damn son, that turkeyhead can gobble like a pro

by king ryno April 6, 2008

Turkeyness

The level of goodness pertaining to God's own drink, Wild Turkey!

Turkey Man: "Got anything to drink?"
Boy: "We've got some beers and wine."
Turkey Man: "Go fetch that golden bottle out of my car and we'll list the Turkeyness of this sad ass excuse for a party!"
Boy: "Alright. no more poofter drinks for me then."
Turkey Man: "Turkey Power"

by drukenhard January 4, 2009

Turkeyling

Only applies to asian families.

This is achieved when during thanksgiving dinner the male head of the house opens the turkey butthole using a red onion cut in the full "o" form and dips his balls inside then wears the onion on his balls the rest of dinner

Dude I was at chings house and his dad did a turkeyling right on the table

by Gordon Danzig November 27, 2019

Turkeyneck

A thug redneck. Someone in a large pickup truck, dogs in the back and blaring rap music.

Did you see that camouflage pickup with the loud rap music Trixi? Yeah, Irene those are true turkeynecks.

by Punkin570 September 30, 2020

turkeypiss

another word for gravy

yo bitch, pass that turkeypiss!

by woodman2020 November 25, 2020

Turkeyhead

A Spirit, that becomes active when a Monarch/Monarchy has acted irrationally against an other singular person in another part of the World, thus almost every person's life on Earth can change and/or be forever changing.

The United States let a Turkeyhead outta his cage!

by CellPhone91 November 27, 2021