1 A sandwich containg the tit of a turkey.
2 A random saying you say to get your teacher pissed off.
2 A random saying you say to get your teacher pissed off.
1 Joe: what are you eating?
Francine: a turkey tit sandwich.
Joe: ..... i want some......
2 Teacher: Tonight's homework is...
Jimmy: TURKEY TIT SANDWICH
Francine: a turkey tit sandwich.
Joe: ..... i want some......
2 Teacher: Tonight's homework is...
Jimmy: TURKEY TIT SANDWICH
by hungry hungry hippo May 3, 2005
Get the Turkey Tit Sandwichmug. The conspicuous sexual act in which a man, a woman, and some sort of animal form a sandwich. The most bourgeois animal this is done with is a porcupine. The woman is on the bottom, followed by a terrified porcupine, and assuredly followed by the man.
Dude me and my girlfriend saw a porcupine run down the street yesterday so we caught it and made a turkey club sandwich
by Aunt jemima is money 696969 November 25, 2009
Get the Turkey Club Sandwichmug. When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.
by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024
Get the left-handed turkey sandwichmug. When a vagina is penetrated repeatedly and with excessive force, whereas afterwards the vagina resembles lunch meat.
by Kristenkooster October 25, 2017
Get the banged me a turkey sandwichmug. When you eat some sandwich-like component (e.g. a creamy cheese scooped with potato chips) and then, separately, you eat sliced turkey from the container with your hands.
He eats the laziest meals. He's always just goin' for a Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich or some other fridge food crap meal.
by Pilgrim's Pride February 8, 2014
Get the Myles Standish Turkey Sandwichmug. by Pulsiv September 25, 2024
Get the Turkey ball sandwichmug. "I wanted to get a six course meal off my girl tonight, but now all I'm left with is a turkey sandwich"
by MilfMusk5k August 12, 2025
Get the Turkey Sandwichmug.