1 A sandwich containg the tit of a turkey.
2 A random saying you say to get your teacher pissed off.
2 A random saying you say to get your teacher pissed off.
1 Joe: what are you eating?
Francine: a turkey tit sandwich.
Joe: ..... i want some......
2 Teacher: Tonight's homework is...
Jimmy: TURKEY TIT SANDWICH
Francine: a turkey tit sandwich.
Joe: ..... i want some......
2 Teacher: Tonight's homework is...
Jimmy: TURKEY TIT SANDWICH
by hungry hungry hippo May 03, 2005
The conspicuous sexual act in which a man, a woman, and some sort of animal form a sandwich. The most bourgeois animal this is done with is a porcupine. The woman is on the bottom, followed by a terrified porcupine, and assuredly followed by the man.
Dude me and my girlfriend saw a porcupine run down the street yesterday so we caught it and made a turkey club sandwich
by Aunt jemima is money 696969 November 26, 2009
When a vagina is penetrated repeatedly and with excessive force, whereas afterwards the vagina resembles lunch meat.
He really banged me a turkey sandwich last night!
by Kristenkooster October 26, 2017
When you eat some sandwich-like component (e.g. a creamy cheese scooped with potato chips) and then, separately, you eat sliced turkey from the container with your hands.
He eats the laziest meals. He's always just goin' for a Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich or some other fridge food crap meal.
by Pilgrim's Pride February 08, 2014
When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.
A left-handed turkey sandwich is better than no turkey sandwhich
by Wheresmymimi May 14, 2024
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