turel

Raziel's telekinetic mutant vampire brother from soul reaver.
never got into the game because :
a)the developers were cheap.
b)no one cared.
got his ass handed to him by Raziel in a really later game.

fan:hey!,they said raziel had 5 brothers but he only kicked 4's ass.
fan2:that last dude was turel.

by eldarman January 7, 2005

turtel

It is when your girl puts moldy cottage cheese in her mouth and gives you a blowjob. Then she throws up on your dick.

My girl said do you want a turtel for my birthday I was so happy.

by turtelmaster November 20, 2014

turtely

Totally

That is turtely awesome.

by godsbigwang August 1, 2014

Turteleses

The Turteleses are another name for the turtle army who are fighting to destroy the Penguienise.

Carl- hey wanna join the army

Jimmy- What're you talking about Carl?
Carl- let me be more elaborate, wanna join the Turteleses army to FIGHT THE PENGUIENISE
Jimmy- Carl are you OK?

by Wolfkid_2056 October 28, 2020

turtellini

Inflected Form(s): plural turtellino also turtellinis; origin southern Italy, slang Sicilian, city of Palermo

1)v. engaged or having sex on the beach for a long period of time, like turtles slow and from the behind, and very quietly.

2)n. synonymous with female vagina being containing or being filled with ( as of meat or big gutta cheese) italian style on the beach.

He was like a Galápagos turtle, slipping me the turtellini on our vacation to San Diego.

Carol said,"Turtellini is like fine dinning, from a females perspective; yes, ladies a bottle of wine and a blanket, of course his nice turtellini."

by Tym J. J. December 30, 2006

Turkel

An expulsion of gas from the urethra. The male queef.

Mark: 'Man, I think I'm gonna throw up. On the car ride over here Simon was Turkeling up a storm!"

by Braderg July 10, 2010

Tzuriel

A perfect word for a vice principal, that loves to dance, especially in a girl's lap, love to hug people, and sex 9 times a day

Mr. Jack is a handsome guy, but watch out! He is tzuriel

by Jennifer Caydlen June 1, 2019