by therondi92 March 8, 2009
Get the turd burglarmug. When you're about to take a shit in a public bathroom stall, some ass-hole constantly tries to open the stall door, not realizing after first time that it's occupied.
Just as I was about to take a nice relaxing dump, this turd burglar barges in like a bat out of hell
by Russian86 February 3, 2008
Get the turd burglarmug. by Dr. J.J. April 8, 2006
Get the turd burglarmug. the entity who dwells in one's toilet and steals the turd before one has a chance to check it out before flushing
you've just plopped this massive log in the john; you stand up, turn around and look down to behold your achievement and ... the damn turd burglar already swiped your poop ... there's nothing in the shallow water.
by aline November 17, 2003
Get the turd burglarmug. A person who climbs in through an unlocked window to steal someone's fresh turd before they've even had a chance to flush it.
An dedicated Turd Burglar will then wait for the ideal moment to throw his stinking, hot, wet, prize; through the open window of a passing car.
You'll find at least one Turd Burglar in every large town or city
An dedicated Turd Burglar will then wait for the ideal moment to throw his stinking, hot, wet, prize; through the open window of a passing car.
You'll find at least one Turd Burglar in every large town or city
'Where's it gone. Why is the window open?'
'The turd burglar. He's struck again.'
(Hysterical Screaming)
'The turd burglar. He's struck again.'
(Hysterical Screaming)
by travisbickle86 February 18, 2018
Get the Turd Burglarmug. by psycho bitch March 16, 2004
Get the turd burglarmug. A toilet where your turds disappear rather than float or rest on the bottom, before you have a chance to look at them, leaving a very unsatisfied feeling.
by Ross Caldwell November 7, 2003
Get the turd burglarmug.