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Boop Day Tuesday!

Every Tuesday will be remembered as "boop day." To participate, just bump someone with your hip! Simple, and flirty ๐Ÿ˜‰
Person 1: Ayo, it's Boop Day Tuesday!
Person 2: Oh no! Please don't boop me, I beg you.
Person 1: Owe up.
by SuperCatPowder2.0 October 28, 2019
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Dogging Tuesday

Hey itโ€™s dogging Tuesday, wanna celebrate?
by sardinen September 14, 2021
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Dogging Tuesday

To have relations in ones car on a Tuesday
Can't hang out tonight lads its Dogging Tuesday, the missus is warming up the car.
by Owen Joness September 14, 2021
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Dildo Disasster Tuesday

When you are having the average ol' day, and then the dildos strike in several questionable areas. Is known to trigger PTSD for the few who have experienced it. It is no joking matter.
Grandson: Hey pops, I hope you get better soon, after that incident you haven't been the same... Hey, can ya tell me about Dildo Disaster Tuesday? You mentioned it at some point and never told me anything about it.

Grandfather: No son, its Dildo DisASSter Tuesday. It was one of the worst days of my life, they came out of nowhere, they surrounded the house, and there were hundreds of them! I was just trying to sleep in the ol' bed and I was woken up by screaming, and out the window I saw it, people running away from flying dildos that had became sentient, and a giant one even walked! The giant one ran towards the door and broke it down, I even got out my shotgun, but it was too late, it got in, it smacked me and my wife, and soon enough son... we were fucked, and it was painful as Hell.

Nurse: He's acting crazy again! We need to sedate him!
by ThatDudeTwentyTwo October 12, 2021
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Dirty Tuesday

Dirty Tuesday in the Midwestern region of America is a tradition where basically the peoples of thonse staes who are issued to act like jackasses, idiots, etc. The DIRTY DOZEN peoples also have to travle to every state and eat other foreigners shit and chemical waste. They also have to act like dogs and eat he dogs shit same as the DIRTY DOZEN ANIMALS. OH I also forgot to mention the reason why this tradition is on Tuesday of every yr is bcs of your mom.
Hey igggern._mallj how was you're day???

iggern._mallij: Oh nothin much mike the bike69 i just had to eat you're shit as well as you're dogs man I love Dirty Tuesday! FUCK BRO!
by Scrambled_ggiern.Chicky June 6, 2022
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Dirty Tuesday

When the day is tuesday and you shit all over yourself and are forced to eat it by a gorilla who is gay and so he kisses you sexually on the lips.
I had a dirty Tuesday yesterday. It was total ass
by JeromeandOrome August 21, 2022
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Dirty Tuesday

A dirty Tuesday is when u nut and spit in a girls anus, then she farts in onto a sandwich and you eat it like a condiment
by Big Dingus 05 February 19, 2023
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