A male psychological mind trick, mostly used by the female species, the trick is commenced by asking for the male to perform the jumping jack tutorial. The male thinks he is doing jumping jacks but all the female sees is fuckin shlong bouncin.
He is soooo dumb I even tricked him with the jumping jack tutorial on FaceTime. Boys will do anything Jesus.
by Spaggionalgree July 4, 2019
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Guy 1: Hey, what are you doin' after school today?
Guy 2: Oh, Patricia's coming over for math tutoring.
Guy 1: Oh damn! Get some!
*they high five*
Guy 2: Oh, Patricia's coming over for math tutoring.
Guy 1: Oh damn! Get some!
*they high five*
by spiderman313 November 30, 2009
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Someone with a much hotter girlfriend.
Named after ex-England Cricketer, Alex Tudor, who scored 99no as a nightwatchman and was clearly "batting above his average".
Named after ex-England Cricketer, Alex Tudor, who scored 99no as a nightwatchman and was clearly "batting above his average".
Fuck me Selleck, your missus is incredibly hot. How have you managed that? You look like Peter Crouch! You complete Tudor!
by goldfingers no. 10 October 7, 2010
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Named after ex-England Cricketer, Alex Tudor, who scored 99no as a nightwatchman and was clearly "batting above his average".
Named after ex-England Cricketer, Alex Tudor, who scored 99no as a nightwatchman and was clearly "batting above his average".
Fuck me Selleck, your missus is incredibly hot. How have you managed that? You look like Peter Crouch! You complete Tudor!
by goldfingers no. 10 October 7, 2010
Get the Tudor mug.A form of terrorist who delights in producing deplorable dookies or simply shits where they should not--usually public places, on the hood of someone's car, or on someone's front lawn. The act must be committed with the sole intent to strike fear in the hearts of even the bravest of men to be considered an act of turdorism.
I just witnessed the act of a turdorist! I'm gonna call the Department of Homeland Security about that shit, figuratively and literally.
by Jeff in Austin March 31, 2015
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