Funopp’tunist

First phrased by two girls whilst trying to justify their escape to L.A., away from family responsibilities. Funopp’tunist then entered the urban dictionary as every restless adult looked for the opportunity to just step away and have a little bit too much fun........

Ali’s lifestyle in the last three months of 10 trips away, all without the family, suggest she has funopp’tunist tendencies....

by The beautiful cockerel October 28, 2017

Tubesteak and White Gravy

A dick and its white, sticky goo (the steak comes in all shapes and sizes)

Kevin is a connoisseur of tubesteak and white gravy; he can't get enough!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

Tubitha

1.) Any fat and lazy parasitic lifeform named Tabitha who feeds off of another human being until they are bled dry. After that stage it moves on to find another host.

1.) Tabitha was lazy and fed off of others so my dad named her Tubitha.

2.) Tubitha just finished sucking the money out of her host so she was forced to go and find another.

3.) After Tubitha was asked, "Why didn't you take a shower today?" She replied, "Are you kidding me? That is too much work!"

by CaM + RvM September 12, 2008

tubesteak tarzan

Homosexual.

I didn't realize I was in a gay bar until I saw all the tubesteak tarzans hanging around

by TuckerJeremy May 22, 2009

Tubesteak

Erect Raw man meat used to please the orifice of a man or woman

Bob offered Jane a taste of his tubesteak after their date.

by Cheeks45 July 23, 2016

tubish

a word to mean a word you don't remember.

K's word. This word now has a tubish origin.

by jbeau February 21, 2007

Tubesteak

Tubesteak keeps it real and calls out niggas that don't

"We out here doin grown man shit,I roll with goons man, straight uneducated dumb mothafuckas"

"You sound like you swallowed a harmonica nigga." -calling out T-Pain

"He don't even even support the troops nigga!" -calling out Aaron McGruder

"I talked to kids everyday and none of them mothafuckas tell me they wanna be president. You know why? Cause I fuck with real nigga lil' kids. All they wanna do is be out here with Tubesteak slangin' that co-caine nigga" -calling out Barack Obama

by light_post January 26, 2009