Ruby Tubesteak

When your shaft is bloody from period sex with your girlfriend.

Homie 1: "how are you and your lady doing?"
Homie 2: "oh, man last night she gave me a ruby tubesteak. That time of the month.(wink wink)"

by Lorenzo Llamas May 19, 2015

Pepper Tubesteak

The act of covering a condom in wasabi and haveing sex, preferably with a Thai prostitute

Dude, I totally gave her the pepper tubesteak, she ran away screaming.

by J-rod Chris April 3, 2007

Canadian Tubesteak

A Canadian man's tubesteak. Often touted by over-zealous Canadians as being the roto-rooter of the soul.

She knows she wants to go tubin... With the Canadian Tubesteak....

by MikeH March 23, 2004

Philly Tubesteak

Giving head to someone who has a bad case of smegma

Dude, she totally gave him a Philly Tubesteak last night!

by Saskwatch November 23, 2017

Filet Mignon of Tubesteak

A Filet Mignon of Tubesteak is a Perfect Dick like mine that some lucky guys have.

My roomie, Matt, says that I have a Filet Mignon of Tubesteak for a dick, but my dick is just like his -- when I suck him off - it's like sucking myself!

by USAF Cadet July 24, 2021

Texaco Tubesteak

Another phrase to describe a roller dog.

Dude, you seriously ate a Texaco Tubesteak? Let me know if you want to go to the emergency room to get your stomach pumped.

by King of roller dogz June 15, 2009

Powdered tube steak

Cocaine on top of a penis. Usually presented as a birthday present to an undergrad student.

Would you like a powdered tube steak?

by Danjazone November 29, 2019