Trifecta

Breast lift surgery (with likely augmentation), full tummy tuck, liposuction.
Dude 1: Yo dookie, see that cougar? Another wonder of modern medicine.
Dude 2: Bet she hedged about $11,000 on that trifecta.
Dude 1: She's bought and paid for and runnin' fo the roses...
by Skipf32 December 9, 2007
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Trifecta

Trifecta is the sexual intercourse of the armpit, knee-pit, and elbow-pit. The successful fucking of each orifice will only count if a money shot is cemented on each glorious surface. If performed correctly you will live forever.
Hey bitch, let me give you that trifecta!
by ManBeast/atlas September 6, 2010
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Trifecta

A process used to get the most out of your "weed smoke". A Trifecta is a somewhat complicated process in which 3 people, usually big-time pot heads, are out of weed, but have an incredible urge to smoke. Then these 3 people scrape all resin, keif, and any remnants of bud that can be found in their weed collections. Then someone loads all of the scraped smokable product into a bowl, and hits the mix. Then, using a tube of some sort (usually a paper-towel roll tube, or a bottle with both ends cut off), the person who took the hit will then put his mouth on one end of the tube, while one of the other people will place their mouth on the opposite end of the tube. The person with the hit will blow the smoke into the tube, while simultaneously the other person will suck the smoke in. Then the person with the smoke will do the same with the 3rd person. In the end, one hit will pretty well feed all 3 people! The only downside is your basically spreading out 1 high between 3 people, so the high is not as intense as a normal toke.

**In order to be a true, original trifecta, the bowl must be no more than 1/2 full of smokable products"
1=Person #1
2=Person #2
3=Person #3

1) Duuuuuuude, I wanna get high man..

2) I know man, do you have any weed?

1) Na man, I'm dry..

2) (talking to #3) Do you have any weed?

3) Nope, I'm out too dude.

1) Fuck..I can try to get some keif and resin from my bowls and grinder? It won't be much, maybe 1/2 a bowl?

2+3) Lets do it dude..

1) Alright..we may have to break out..THE TRIFECTA!!, you know, so we can all get high off like..2.5 hits lol.

2+3) Hellz Yeah Man!!

-(talking to 3rd person)
by Blazed4dayz December 21, 2010
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Trifecta

When one does or gets 3 great, and sometimes sneaky, things all within a short timeframe. You can also have a Fourfecta and a Fivefecta.
Terrence pulled a trifecta yesterday when he got 3 different people to lend him money.
by mike 3k gold August 18, 2005
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Trifecta

Three things that when combined at the same time will make you implode with anger and disgust.
Olivia: Hey Megan, I went and saw an apartment...
Megan: Really? How'd that go?
Olivia: Wood paneling, Shag carpet and reeking of heavy smoke...

Megan: OMG, That's your trifecta from hell....
Olivia: *implodes*
by Twinsie August 29, 2012
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Trifecta

When you're fucking a girl, and she gets you to: shit/cum/sneeze all at once.
K-Fed-"She chained me up and had anal beads in my ass, when i was about to nut she tickled my nose and pulled out the beads so i shit, busted, and sneezed all at once! It was a Trifecta!"

Perry- "damn."
by oh jconnor November 2, 2010
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Trifecta

The act of a white girl hooking up with a total of 3 different black men in one night
Damn that girl was crazy last night, I heard she had a trifecta
by grampss June 10, 2010
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