karma touchdown

while doing something reasonably good you get an immediate and awesomely great reward.

friend: hey, would you like one of my rolled tacos?

me: hell yes bro! let me grab one on the the side so i don't looked like a pig and get all the good stuff.

friend: go for it bro.

me:sorry bro i accidentally ended up with a loaded one from the middle...karma touchdown!!!

actual true story

by uncle bill July 10, 2011

Mexican touchdown

A quote said by the popular character Catbug on a Cartoon Hangover youtube show called Bravest Warriors.

Mexican touchdown, Mexican Touchdown, mexican mexican touchdown!

by A legit sourse December 14, 2017

touchdown vulture

A touchdown vulture is a football player, specifically a runningback/fullback that comes in the game inside the 5 yardline in goalline situations and steals undeserved touchdowns. In most cases smaller better running backs do all the work between the 20's and these vultures (larger/worse backs) come in and fall down for 1 or 2 yards scoring the touchdown, killing the fantasy value of the much better skillful backs. Key examples are Mike Alstott or the modern day Lendale White.

Fantasy Owner #1 - Hey Chris Johnson just got a 30 yard run down inside the 5

Fantasy Owner #2 - Shit now that fat ass touchdown vulture LenDale is going to come in and get the score

by JBones751 November 30, 2009

tonsil touchdown

When you finally get to insert your penis into a female's mouth

"Man Alissa was too easy to give Himli a tonsil touchdown"

by MidEvilSpyke March 07, 2017

Swedish touchdown

Another word for a shit

Jessica:yo yi george what u at
George:just takin a swedish touchdown

by Alan coolguywick March 27, 2018

german touchdown

When you're plowing a Brazilian girl from behind and you knock her arms out from underneath her to where she cries and you scream "GOAL" at the top of your lungs.

Just gave my girlfriend a German touchdown last night.

by the 4 caballeros July 14, 2014

Cincinnati Touchdown

When you nut into a condom take it off then smack someone in the face with the condom. You yell "touchdown" throw your arms up and run off.

Hey guys look Jeff is asleep. I'm gonna Cincinnati Touchdown him.

by Frankfurt The Cat December 18, 2017