spittin' da toof

spitting the fragments of a toothpick that you bit onto the street while walking with your trademark swag after eating at a buffet

Bob: Dude check it out, whats that guy doing?

John: Oh he's spittin' da toof, I'm hungry now, let's get sumthin to eat

Bob: aight, ima spit da toof after, too.

by justjared135 March 24, 2009

tootsie roll exchange

When a person (or animal-- see below) defecates directly into the anus of a willing sexual partner. This is accomplished by both partners getting on their hands and knees, or laying on their backs with legs in the air, with their buttocks pressed together. With a lot of patience and experience, an expert pitcher and catcher can oftentimes maintain a back-and-forth for hours of pleasure.

It is widely debated whether or not the Tootsie Roll Exchange happens in nature, or if it is a man-made creation; this has caused a rift in the animal sex-science community, spurring many heated arguments, and even one slap-fight at the annual Animal Sexuality-Science Convention in Zurich (citation needed).

Things started to heat up when she suggested a Tootsie Roll Exchange after just three dates.

by clute April 1, 2011

All the tools and no box to carry them in.

A person or coworker that appears to have intelligence and talent, but continues to screw things up on a regular basis.

Man, I used to think that guy had his shit together. He's such a screw up.
He's got all the tools and no box to carry them in.

by Bernie Lomax February 24, 2009

toots

Term of endearment roughly equivalent to baby.

Note: Only applicable if you live in a black and white movie.

Him: Hiya, toots, whaddya say we blow this joint and head over to the speakeasy?
Her: And how!

by -Al- May 8, 2008

jenna tools

If you are reading this it means most likely means I have followed you on twitch. jenna tools sounds like genitals.

A Name used for Trolling others

I love jenna tools

by streamsnipe November 5, 2019

toosier syndrome

Toosier syndrome is when a person(usually someone called toos) lasts full nights and probs days without any sleep. Symptoms include binge watching Netflix and tiktok. If you know someone with these symptoms and they don’t sleep and somehow are fine the next day then diagnose them with toosier syndrome.

‘toos hasn’t slept in days and is addicted to Netflix!’ ‘She probs has toosier syndrome’

by sparklygurl April 12, 2020

DAEMON TOOLS

A powerful little tool that helps in emulating .ISO and other image formats (.cue, etc.) into a virtual directory. That means you can pirate stuff and install applications, games and others without much effort.

I downloaded The Sims 2 complete package with all it's expansions, and I needed to use DAEMON TOOLS to make a ".iso" file within it install the bloody thing.

Similart to: Alcohol 120%

by A name not in use_ July 23, 2010